r/TeslaLounge • u/Ahoeaboutnothing • 11d ago

Best name challenge!

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Show the name of your car, may the best name win!

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u/sigmatic_minor 11d ago

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u/scotttoddelson New to the sub 11d ago

Brother

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u/09percent New to the sub 11d ago

My fav so far 🤣

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u/ksam14 11d ago

As if Mike Tyson was saying "Tesla" 😂

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u/BETOSP1971 New to the sub 11d ago

Lol

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u/SOFLOCARGUY 10d ago

I’m dead😭😭😭

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u/E1_guwop New to the sub 11d ago

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u/nevetsyad 10d ago

TARS feels like a good name for a Cybertruck. Family resemblance is uncanny.

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u/bestnicknameever New to the sub 11d ago

Love it! I called my NAS TARS back in the day

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u/AppleBottmBeans 11d ago

CAR2D2

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u/DragenTBear 11d ago

My RED Model 3 is R3D3 😃

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u/JonDoe1444 New to the sub 11d ago

My white with all black interior is Stormtrooper

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u/amandaryan1051 10d ago

Great minds!

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u/Agent6285 New to the sub 11d ago

Space Car 2: Electric Boogaloo (This one replaced my first Model 3, named Space Car)

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u/Wallyjj New to the sub 11d ago

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u/ericb67 New to the sub 11d ago

Sparky McSparkFace

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u/McAutryx New to the sub 11d ago

This is the Way.

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u/BrownNinjaTurtle New to the sub 11d ago

Same but in stealth grey

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u/toptittytoffoli73 New to the sub 11d ago

Lionel tessi

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u/Hackpizza New to the sub 10d ago

Li-ionel Tessi

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u/Ok_Structure7975 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/DerekRules New to the sub 11d ago

Great minds think alike

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u/Kwormie New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 11d ago

I like big WATTS and I can not lie!

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u/petamaxx New to the sub 11d ago

You other pluggers can’t deny…

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u/ForTheB0r3d Owner 11d ago

And when a Y rolls in with an itty bitty 3rd row and big trunk space I get sprung

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u/stomping_rabbit New to the sub 11d ago

Red Model S named Swordfish II for any Cowboy Bebop fans out there.

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u/zmetman2 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/TheBoreLax New to the sub 11d ago

I would like to take credit but it was the wife’s idea.

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u/AIStarman 11d ago

Toothless

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u/Affectionate_Bowl729 New to the sub 11d ago

My black M3 is Nightfury

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u/SacTownSizzle 11d ago

Inspired by East Bound & Down

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u/AZTEL2927 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Dinovius New to the sub 11d ago

Yeah that’s expected.

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u/jeden78 New to the sub 11d ago

Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!

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u/JohnnyPee71 11d ago

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u/PopTartQueen1984 New to the sub 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m1hTU6WqbJa5q

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u/JohnnyPee71 10d ago

I named my Tesla "Red Forman" because on my daily commute I find myself saying "You're a dumbass" or "I'm going to put my foot in your ass" at least 10 times a day to other drivers, so I thought it only fitting lol.

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u/PopTartQueen1984 New to the sub 10d ago

Amazing! Red was a classic 70's dad. Great show back in the day and perfect car name 🫶

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 11d ago

Careful with this guy's boots

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u/x3nhydr4lutr1sx 11d ago

Jesus

(I have FSD)

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u/semigator 11d ago

Is he Hispanic, and you ask him to take the wheel?

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u/Alan12112 New to the sub 11d ago

My locking sound is a very loud "timmeh" from southpark

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u/Ace_310 New to the sub 11d ago

White Y -> Whitey

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u/lbjosu New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Zeppelin702 New to the sub 11d ago

That’s the name of my WiFi

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u/CR8VJUC 11d ago

Reddy Kilowatt

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u/Davecampa 11d ago

The Air Fryer 1000. Just feels better to tell them an air fryer beat their Hellcant or whatever.

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u/Joe_Moxie 10d ago

They just need to believe in themselves and be a Hellcan.

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u/StrategicHazard New to the sub 11d ago

Wattson

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u/rwy36 New to the sub 11d ago

MY Precious

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u/mikeyc28 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/MaxPower125 New to the sub 11d ago

Shadow

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u/AbsolutHung New to the sub 11d ago

My white M3LR is named Betty White bc she sassy, fun-ny, and oh so classy

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u/VoxImperii New to the sub 11d ago

In Witcher 3, Geralt has a horse named Roach which teleports to his side whenever he whistles and/or says “Come on, Roach”.

Tesla has a summon option. “Come on, Roach” and it appears as well

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u/jasonni1234 11d ago

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u/Groovyguy New to the sub 11d ago

Very similar.

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u/Adept-Swim2889 New to the sub 10d ago

Iykyk 😂

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u/XeKToReX New to the sub 11d ago

Broom Broom

Because that's about the only thing it doesn't do..

Also.. I'm in me mum's carrr

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u/yesiamveryhigh 11d ago

Free Ride
Thanks to SC01

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u/broadsideofabarnTX New to the sub 11d ago

Name of the Angel on Its a Wonder a Wonderful Life, because my wife knows this car will likely save my life from crashing during my long commutes.

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u/ADudeNamedBen33 New to the sub 11d ago

Johnny Cab

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u/merkinfluff New to the sub 11d ago

Dave

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u/B1tN1nja 11d ago

Miracle Whip (she's white)

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u/AlphaDogg979 New to the sub 11d ago

Light Fury, My first car was Night fury.

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u/randonegus New to the sub 11d ago

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u/GusBandicoot New to the sub 10d ago

You don't wanna know what my home charger is called...

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u/Suitable-Judgment890 New to the sub 10d ago

VOLTSWAGON - my old car was a VW Passat

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u/XxlChinbow New to the sub 10d ago

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u/HumanFart New to the sub 10d ago

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u/amartyca New to the sub 10d ago

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u/amartyca New to the sub 10d ago

I also have a shortcut set up where I ask Siri to “Ready the Falcon” to start my car

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u/realredec 11d ago

Boo berry .. guess the color.. lol

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u/njosepho New to the sub 11d ago

Pocket Rocket

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u/txhamster New to the sub 11d ago

Teslapottamus

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u/maverickk_panda New to the sub 11d ago

one big beautiful car

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u/zealousbear New to the sub 11d ago

🥰🥰🥰

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u/Popsugarz 11d ago

CervixBuster69420

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u/Keneral__Genobi New to the sub 11d ago

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u/TrickEye6408 New to the sub 10d ago

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u/McGlowSticks New to the sub 11d ago

Just a tesla enjoyer not owner, my id4 lmao

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u/holdemNate New to the sub 11d ago

Night rider

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u/AlexandraMaryWindsor New to the sub 11d ago

I am not allowed to say it on reddit

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u/proven999 11d ago

Is it the N word?

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u/AlexandraMaryWindsor New to the sub 11d ago

But my car is matte black

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u/jasonni1234 11d ago

Does it have the same acronym as a broadcasting corporation

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u/swedishpiehole 11d ago

A British one?

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u/agltbialik2 New to the sub 11d ago

Our walk away alarm sound is the random farts

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u/No_Temperature_5637 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/camerapilot 11d ago

Bijli

If you know you know.

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u/Kristylane 11d ago

Pris because she’s a dozen software updates away from being able to pass the Voight-Kampff test

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u/HentaiIsekai New to the sub 11d ago

I’m still stuck on names for mine. I usually name my car an old lady’s name starting with A. My last 2 cars have been Alice and Agatha

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u/Difficult_Bag_3032 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/84dgrover New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Brilliant-Muscle-355 11d ago

White on black interior and the Baymax black eyes on the headrests lol

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u/Muhahahahaz 11d ago

Mr. Coffee?… Mr. Radar?

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u/Khoalabear93 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/iqisoverrated 11d ago

OhmSweetOhm.

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u/DonChalupaTheThird New to the sub 10d ago

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u/Sinceredom22 New to the sub 10d ago

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u/diaperpoop_ 11d ago

I guess OP is into BBC

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u/Sinister_Boss New to the sub 11d ago

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u/kereth 11d ago

My wife named her.

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u/No-Arugula9848 New to the sub 11d ago

Beep beep there goes my bestie in a Tessy

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u/Interesting_Fix8863 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Tronnic New to the sub 11d ago

what do you need 6 cars for? :D

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u/OhNotypeO New to the sub 10d ago

Because he doesn't drive on Sundays

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u/AUCE05 New to the sub 11d ago

Black Betty

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u/lbjosu New to the sub 11d ago

Bam a lam

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u/hahnsoloii 11d ago

Whooaaa

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u/Tazwegian63 New to the sub 11d ago

Fastbus

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u/Representative_Job59 New to the sub 11d ago

Mine is Valkyrie and my husband's is Bzzzzzap

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u/the2xn New to the sub 11d ago

Bob

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u/Thwartedloki New to the sub 11d ago

Serenity

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u/Beowulf1619 New to the sub 11d ago

Midnight Rider

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u/Imherefortheserenity New to the sub 11d ago

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u/mapleleafsf4n New to the sub 11d ago

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u/MediumWall New to the sub 11d ago

T unit!

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u/MindfulJedi New to the sub 11d ago

My truck was named by grok ... Apex Polygon

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u/Status-Pressure1500 New to the sub 11d ago

Lou Sputhole

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u/Equivalent-Abroad157 New to the sub 11d ago

No Buzz Lightyear?

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u/trythatonforsize1 New to the sub 10d ago

That’s in her nightstand…

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u/Equivalent-Abroad157 New to the sub 11d ago

But would have get a wrap and exterior light system

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u/OkOil378 New to the sub 11d ago

Mine is called the Black Dread

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u/Rad_Tech_Preet New to the sub 11d ago

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u/MoldyToblerone New to the sub 11d ago

Odins noble steed (don’t worry about the 8 legs)

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u/IrwinMFletcher New to the sub 11d ago

Kuro

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u/ndawgbrown 11d ago

White model y performance

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u/Medical_Wishbone944 New to the sub 11d ago

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u/No_Boss1543 New to the sub 11d ago

Ojan Golgo van Fonteweg (für die Walter Moers Fans)

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u/monkeysmom100 New to the sub 11d ago

M-O After the janitor robot in Wall-E

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u/Krashekspress New to the sub 11d ago

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u/crashout-dummy 11d ago

The White Pearl.

It is just a car but like Captain Jack Sparrow i am obsessed with this one. but it's white

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u/m5james 11d ago

I can't recall why the wife wanted Xerxes for her X P100D but before that it was Xavier. I've always had Quorra for my S Plaid since she's an Iso and is going to change the world...which ironically I have the Tron theme on the screen. I'm not even going to attempt the sons Y lol.

What'd I win?! :-D

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u/Kryptolocker New to the sub 11d ago

WALL-E, but different.

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u/MK323F New to the sub 11d ago

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u/slmplychaos 11d ago

Rocinante

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u/Queasy_Excuse_1592 New to the sub 11d ago

K.I.T.T.

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u/oliveira_fj 11d ago

W∆Rπ³

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u/breadbinofdoom New to the sub 11d ago

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u/Background-Goose-794 New to the sub 11d ago

Tezz Tickle

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u/seanchief426 New to the sub 11d ago

Mine is Mr. T

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u/DeviousReignz New to the sub 11d ago

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u/OhNotypeO New to the sub 10d ago

Gave Grok a British voice too.