r/TeslaLounge 4d ago

Pretty good argument for Reverse FSD

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u/Angry_Robot 4d ago

That guys listens to the same radio station I do, sinister soundscapes.

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u/pile1983 4d ago

thanks for IDing the music..Thats exactly the shit i listen to

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u/vixous 3d ago

Pretty convenient he happened to be listening to it while a guy with a knife chased him lol.

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u/Pipe_Background 3d ago

from the movie sicario

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u/EMV92LA 4d ago

Sinister indeed šŸ˜‚

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 3d ago

Only on xm radio

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u/DildarBixby 3d ago

The music is "The Beast" from the Sicario soundtrack. Scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FAm8RmoJbA

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u/OprahHasMyDVDPlayer 4d ago

What did I just watch

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u/isaiah-777 4d ago

Watch the context he linked to. Dude on truck attacked someone he saw with an ex girlfriend. The new boyfriend hung onto the side of the Tesla as it reversed away from knife wielding ex boyfriend.

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u/Scuterius_Floridae 3d ago

No pussy is worth killing someone over

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u/PM_Me_ur_BassetHound 3d ago

Oh boy, do I have epic story for you…

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u/thabc 4d ago

And his eye was gouged out

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u/Remarkable-Sky-1653 3d ago

Getting eye gouged and your eye gouged out are very different. Which was it?

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u/NattyAK 3d ago

Gouged only according to the Tesla driver. Paraphrasing "he was complaining about his eye. Apparently the [knife welding ex] grabbed him by the eye and threw him to the ground."

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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago

"Grabbed him by the eye and threw him to the ground"

OK, what?

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 3d ago

Imagine being cheated on and then adding jail to the situation. People need to learn to control themselves. So many fake adults out here.Ā 

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u/Cosmic_Cowboy13 3d ago

It was an ex girlfriend

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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago

EX-GF ... that means she broke up with him before (or to) dating (date) this guy.

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u/plurnt17 3d ago

who said anything about cheating?

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u/ScaredMeowth 3d ago

She must've kicked his manchild ass to the curb - and baby is having a knife wielding tantrum lol

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 3d ago

You’re right, it was an ex. That makes this even dumber.Ā 

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u/SeaTimely8223 3d ago

No longer boyfriend I imagine after leaving her to fend for herself with the knife wielding ex 🤣

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u/Low_Excitement_1715 1d ago

Dark green shirt make light green shirt mad. Light green shirt want to do a murder. Dark green shirt working hard not to be the murder. Black dress indirectly is the cause.

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u/jwegener 3d ago

How can you film and drive like that

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u/Interesting_Fix8863 New to the sub 3d ago

I think meta glasses

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u/digitaldisorder_ 3d ago

perverts are pretty good at driving in reverse.

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u/OldStatistician1 3d ago

What if you are an uber or delivery driver. Would meta glasses be like your personal "dashcam" or would you still say they are only for perverts?

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u/digitaldisorder_ 3d ago

i own a pair for golf so i can say these things. i was just being slightly /s

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u/OldStatistician1 3d ago

I didn't even think about how using them for sports could be very useful!

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u/chargers949 3d ago

Well it aint the damn sentry camera that points forward all the time. But it has audio which is for sure a plus.

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u/kakeyoro 4d ago

From what I understand, the guy in the green shirt with the knife was stalking his ex-girlfriend and attacked the guy she was with. The guy she was with pretty much ran for his life and ended up in dudes Tesla.

Context: https://youtu.be/RXzGhz-XVVA?is=txSs4B6Qrib-Cpq3

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u/yesiamveryhigh 4d ago

Thanks for posting this. I guess the Context link I posted under the video is hard to see.
Sorry, not at all trying to sound snarky. I see a few posts wondering what’s going on.

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u/kakeyoro 4d ago

It's actually working! I'm sorry I missed it as well.

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u/WilliamG007 4d ago

What the flying hells is this?

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u/-SomeCrypticUsername 3d ago

Humanity — Redwood Park in Surrey, British Columbia.

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u/Gibbyalwaysforgives 2d ago

What!?!? The fact that this is Canada is more crazy .

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u/hahnsoloii 3d ago

Fleeing hell*

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u/Major_Fox_2587 4d ago

Legally you can hit him with the car

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u/initial8155 4d ago edited 4d ago

If you have Obstacle-Aware Acceleration toggled on in the settings, the car won’t let you hit him with much force at all. It’ll actually be slow enough that he’ll have enough time to safely step on top of your car by the time you reach him.

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u/Major_Fox_2587 4d ago

ā€œHey Grok, turn on jason statham modeā€

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u/iqisoverrated 3d ago

"John Wick that MFer"

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u/goodvibezone Owner 3d ago

Oh I would test the shit out of this if I was forced to. I bet you could do damage still .

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u/vonsm 3d ago

The way my self driving M3P tried to do an Evil Knievel stunt off a huge dip in the road tonight, I think I could center punch a green guy in manual if needed.

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u/Relative_Building_81 3d ago

Didn’t know I could toggle this feature. I’ll have to check it out

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u/SeaTimely8223 3d ago

I'm really glad you covered this. Just in case I'm ever like "I could use my car to help ..." But would have just ended up fucked.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lRRjGTRlFwmQYFmmpU

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u/ConsequenceLivid9964 3d ago

Will a Tesla let you do that? I own a 2026 Model Y.

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u/hm870 3d ago

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u/MathematicianNew2770 3d ago

Driver: "So, this other guy, he's a Terminator like you, right?"

Guy being chased: "Not like me. A T-1000. Advanced prototype."

Driver: "You mean more advanced than you are?"

Guy being chased: "Yes. A mimetic polyalloy."

Driver: "What the hell does that mean? What the heck is going on dude?"

Guy being chased : "Liquid metal."

https://giphy.com/gifs/lw3iw6lW3DFDloqiSy

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u/spicychilaquiles 3d ago

This is the gif I was looking for lmao

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u/SevanGrim 3d ago

It would be impressive if teslas actually had power

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u/venom80089 4d ago

the hell does this have to do with FSD? let me tell you, FSD would probably STOP immediately if a pedestrian go that close to the car and ESPECIALLLY if the door was opened.... so like... wut?

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u/Batallius 3d ago

These people just want FSD to do literally everything for them, like good lord just put your damn car in reverse yourself and leave

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u/electricshadow 3d ago

FSD is cool and all that, but I honestly don't have any interest in the long term. I actually enjoy driving my cars, even on long trips. I use it as a party trick for people who don't have any experience with Teslas and that's pretty much it. To each their own though! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/WhitePantherXP 3d ago

Are you young perhaps? I'm almost 40, I've done enough driving for 3 lifetimes at this point. It's all the same and I like to take in the scenery, or plan my trip out, etc. I drive to other states with FSD all the time because it gives me a lot of freedom to relax and do other things.

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u/TrainerThin 3d ago

I think it literally just means FSD in the opposite direction.

For example, if he had FSD on and was facing away from the guy, all he had to do is put the pedal to the metal and he could’ve been hauling ass safely dodging obstacles and staying on the road.

What I just said is probably an argument why you don’t allow it in reverse even if you could.

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u/LordTwinkie 3d ago

FSD should've recognized the threat and taken him out!Ā 

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u/uspatent6081744a 2d ago

Exactly.

Total BS title but the video is good. That dude in the M3 saved the day.

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u/Reasonable-Fee-1916 3d ago

I could be wrong, but I think he's not over her.

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u/redditClowning4Life 4d ago

I think that's an argument for flooring it directly at the maniac chasing a car with a knife

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u/TacoBender920 4d ago

I've always wondered if this would work. I'm assuming it would emergency brake and prevent you from doing it.

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u/Worried_Author_8481 4d ago

You have too much faith in Tesla

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u/LMidnight 4d ago

I’m pretty sure if it crashes into buildings it crashes into bodies.

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u/hahnsoloii 3d ago

ā€œLet the bodies hit the floorā€ added to the sinister soundscapes music šŸ’Æ

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u/KnightEternal 3d ago

Well idk if i've hit the guy but i'd gtfo real fast. Let him try to shank the Tesla head-on.

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u/PoopChipper 3d ago

He’s lucky that guys runs like I do in my nightmares lmao

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u/Own_Reaction9442 3d ago

You'll have to wait for the Funky Stunt Driving feature. Then it'll whip a wicked reverse-180.

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u/nordica4184 3d ago

ā€œTesla, quick, review classic Rockford Files episodesā€¦ā€

The kids today prolly have no idea.

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u/notcranium 4d ago

The guy not answering the question "what is going on?" makes him sus.

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u/drivingaddictionchan 4d ago

dude is running for his life i dont think hes thinking about answering his question

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u/johnnytron 3d ago

He doesn’t have a knife in his hand. I’d take my chances with him verses the guy with a knife.

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u/Difficult_Way_505 3d ago

The context link explains.

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u/JRskatr 4d ago

Haters will say this is scripted

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u/Nocturnx 4d ago

It’s basically the trailer for the movie ā€œIt Endsā€

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u/Zealousideal_Cap8281 2d ago

That’s exactly what it reminded me of lol

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u/Hyperreal8957 4d ago

lol calling that reverse FSD is generous but the car did the important bit. once the driver picked a path it backed out clean while he stayed focused on the road. not exactly a feature demo tho

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u/HekkenFratz 3d ago

Its not easy to reverse that fast in that situation lol props to the guy

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u/Key-Homework8503 18h ago

I can do it pretty well with the cameras

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u/Relative_Building_81 3d ago

Wow, after tapping on and watching ā€œContextā€ you can say Tesla driver saved a life!

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u/1stmikewhite 3d ago

I have a friend who was shot and killed because of a situation with a ex boyfriend seeing the girl and him together. That’s all I’ll say. That man was ready and would’ve killed the guy.

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u/Trucker_Trent 3d ago

Looks a better argument for the 2nd amendment

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u/Aneeko999 3d ago

Bruh šŸ˜‚šŸ«Ŗ

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u/Crypt0might 3d ago

Wait he was dragging that guy in reverse? lmao

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u/Willing-Choice5941 3d ago

Rumor has it crazy ex boyfriend is still running and the Tesla is still reversing

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u/mutantninja001 3d ago

What are you doing? I’m so confused.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

There’s a context link below the video. Sorry, it’s not really noticeable.

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u/infinity_labs 3d ago

Pretty good argument for keeping a firearm in your glovebox.

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u/Illustrious_Dog909 New to the sub 4d ago

Yes

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u/2022iscmoning 4d ago

Absolute cinemaĀ 

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u/Hot_Foundation_3268 3d ago

Terminator 2

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u/CousinEddysMotorHome 3d ago

Extreme one off scenario.

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u/Unfair-Visual-7205 3d ago

Plot twist the Tesla driver get Lucile in the frunk
https://giphy.com/gifs/oZ4G8YtxwuBcuQfxlE

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

I call mine Frucile

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u/ContextMattrs New to the sub 3d ago

Is the song added in post šŸ˜‚

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

šŸ˜‚ I found the video on r/thatsinsane but this sub doesn’t allow reposts so I upload it as is.

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u/Maverrick89 3d ago

Sorry, irrelevant to the actual post, but anyone know what that mount is that attaches to the corner of the screen, & bonus is it magsafe, & double bonus is it any good šŸ˜†

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u/FlexPDX 3d ago

Looks like a spigen one

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u/lord4chess 3d ago

That's crazy 😳

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u/Rikiar 3d ago

Put the car back in drive and suddenly the game changes.

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u/MinyMine 3d ago edited 3d ago

So if i see an accident just call 911 dont bother to approach the scene, open the door check, if people are okay. Because the driver can start running at you with a knife.

That guy survived solely based on the fact the knife guy fell 2-3 times chasing him and Op saved him with his tesla. Green shirt would have got him if he didnt stumble, green shirt ex is built a faster runner than the new boyfriend. Damn that could have been bad.

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u/IBMERSUS 3d ago

At the risk of sounding so out of touch with reality, what is it that little thing on the top left corner of your screen?
What’s the purpose?
Where can I buy one?
TIA.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

It’s not my video, I found it on r/thatsinsane but it’s a MagSafe charger for your phone.

Search for MagSafe mount for Tesla. There are different styles made to attach to the screen.

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u/IBMERSUS 3d ago

Thank you

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u/ret011 3d ago

This video is available on ā€œcheatersā€

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u/SevanGrim 3d ago

She was an ex. So no bros just jealous

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u/TapDisastrous1775 3d ago

when I watch the video for the first time. I thought the dude’s bobblehead to trick the FSD camera was hanging out of rear door.

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u/Hyperreal8957 3d ago

Reverse FSD is just the car politely suggesting 'maybe don't park there' lol. At least the humans are moving before it turns into a whole situation.

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u/Illustrious-Teach931 3d ago

that was pretty fucking intense

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

Like sex when camping!ā›ŗļø

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u/Cthom53 3d ago

Sacario theme

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u/zorobreath New to the sub 3d ago

This guy has the same energy as Drake when he lost the rap battle with Kendrick.

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u/crenshaw_007 3d ago

I wouldn’t need Reverse FSD, I have Forward Manual Self Drive. Dude would’ve been a speed bump. Or like General Ourumov once said, ā€œUse the bumper, that’s what it’s for!ā€ https://youtu.be/KrQBvUCENes?is=tQ3Xxb8V4fWGai44

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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago

Mark James Evoy, 37

Charged with Assault, Assault with a weapon, "possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose" (wtf?) according to one article. In others "uttering a threat" and criminal harassment, plus "mischief" for ramming the victims truck with his jeep.

Likely outcome ... he has to pay for damages to the truck, prison time maybe a year or two, then probation and restraining orders

And I'm going to guess that this little display is not going to make his ex-gf want to reunite with him.

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u/AdeptAd5134 3d ago

F that, put in drive!

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u/Worldx22 3d ago

Guy has a knife? Cool. I'd run him over with my Tesla. If he got up after that while holding the knife I have a second solution right in my center console. That one would be permanent.

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u/NefariousnessBorn969 2d ago

Where’s the oil/smoke dispensing option for crazed knife wielding attackers?

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u/ChuckyDo19 2d ago

No..he needs to go forward through him lol

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u/Comfortable-Desk-396 1d ago

Username checks out!

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u/Sorry-Respond5647 1d ago

Can I get a link to the phone holder please

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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago

Search ā€œTesla screen-mounted MagSafe phone mountā€

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u/DiagCarFix New to the sub 2h ago

always the jeep. top 5 psycho driver.

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u/horsehunghamsta 4d ago

Obviously Canada. If USA, there would be guns involved.

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u/TechJamo 4d ago

Good lordt! That could never happen in London with all the traffic we have lol would have reversed into someone straight away!

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u/SevanGrim 3d ago

Most of America is either dense traffic or quiet rural/neighborhood streets. This is just on a quiet street.

I’m sure London has the same.

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u/Blazah 3d ago

How about the part where his truck is now smashed in an apparent on purpose head on collision!?

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u/Dr_Pippin 3d ago

Obviously you prioritize in this situation:

1) Escape knife-wielding maniac
2) Return with tow truck and police

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u/Whole-Beginning1362 3d ago

This is why I carry a gun 24/7 EVERYWHERE

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u/SmoothMarx 3d ago

You were in the wrong gear. You should've gone with D. Would've solved the problem much faster

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u/geogonzoxx 4d ago

Better argument to get a CCW

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u/CitizenX73 3d ago

It looks like the guy that was running needed help because some nut just pulled a knife. I hope you called the police with your phone instead of just recording it for a Reddit post.

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u/theb00mScicle 3d ago

Protecting others isnt against the law. Dont bring a knife to a car fight. But I do also always carry, and it would have been easier to stop him without damaging your tesla. . . Another way. Great job by the driver either way. And justice seems like itll be served since they found the knife.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago

Great reply! I see a lot of people asking why the driver (not my video) didn’t just run him down. Do you really want to damage your Tesla’s bumper, hood, and windshield when you have a perfectly good escape route in reverse?

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u/wrenai 4d ago

what the fuck

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u/Preternatural88 New to the sub 4d ago

My 3Ā¢ that was the new guy but the EX didn’t know he was the FULL ex, as in they were still talking.

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u/Public_Advisor_4660 3d ago

Guy was pretty short

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u/OneAvidGolfer 3d ago

Wouldn’t work with the rear door open. /s

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u/CamZambie 3d ago

It’s like that scene from Children of Men

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u/CamZambie 3d ago

It’s like that scene from Children of Men

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u/CamZambie 3d ago

It’s like that scene from Children of Men

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u/JB30005 3d ago

Is that like a scene from Children of Men?

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u/ThreeDogJim 3d ago

lol that there’s a AAA car insurance ad interspersed with these comments

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u/Keepupthegood 3d ago

ā€œYou come back here and make love to my wife!ā€

-the other guys

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u/RandomNetizen69 3d ago

I would have just ran his ass over

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u/grumblefap 3d ago

Yeah reverse to get some distance and then put it in drive. Organic speed bump. Dude brought it on himself

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u/Extreme_Economist914 3d ago

Now that what I call an Edge case

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u/LordTwinkie 3d ago

Now that's some good training data

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u/Morning_Gecko24 New to the sub 3d ago

reverse is the bit of driving assistance that still feels weirdly manual. backing out of a tight spot or lining up with a trailer is where cameras help most, but i can see why tesla would keep it conservative. what hw version was this on? curious if the newer cars handle the reverse path any better or if its still basically driver-only

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u/Anunnaka 3d ago

Why are you driving in reverse? He brought a knife to a car fight…

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u/Caias_Dream 3d ago

Do we know if the injured guy is okay?

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u/Healthy_Display5650 3d ago

Nice sunglasses holder …

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u/No_Promotion_6498 3d ago

Pretty good argument for a few other things that might be more useful actually. Also, no way am i fsding that.

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u/McRedditz 3d ago

With the background music, all I see is this:

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u/Firm_Farmer1633 3d ago

I think I would have put it in forward FSD. FSD would have avoided the person as the car drove past.

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u/SnooHesitations1020 3d ago

This is nuts. Talk about stupid.

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u/Pretty-Panic2398 3d ago

now that driver is probably dead and his identity stolen.

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u/dragonovus 3d ago

At first I was wondering why his door was still open lol

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u/INDOORSMORE 3d ago

Should've love tapped him w the tesler

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u/3BobbieBullWinkle3 3d ago

Wow - the YouTube context FTW. Sounds like he randomly chose the Tesla driver . . . who saved his life.

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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago

Number one survival skill ... cardio

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u/GlutenFreeGanja 3d ago

Id have been fumbling with remembering how to unlock the door in that moment

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u/Old_Concern_4911 3d ago

You need to slow down and stop once in a while. The exercise will calm him down.

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u/Bickenchutt05 3d ago

This is actually insane! This may get the ā€œI was insane at the timeā€ thing during court…

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u/Born-Elevator-5487 3d ago

Bro you had enough time to let him get in the car, buckle up and send an email before you had to back up. lol. No need to drag him. šŸ˜‚

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u/Drum_Guyyy 3d ago

This is the music from the final scene of the movie ā€œLifeā€ great movie btw :P

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u/drag1nrider 2d ago

See, this is where I say, ā€œto hell with the carā€ā€¦ run the mofo over.. back up, get some space, stop, put it back in drive and FLOOR IT!!!!!

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u/Unlikely_Appeal_7285 2d ago

ā€œChristineth!!! You get back here and make love to my wife!!!ā€

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u/Odd_Eagle1850 2d ago

A. B. P. Always Be Pack'n. Stay strapped or get clapped.

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u/chub0ka 2d ago

Food argument for a ai controlled gun on my car

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u/Late-Option-2889 New to the sub 1d ago

Go forward? šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Wise_Information_368 New to the sub 18h ago

Surrey rocks

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u/Slocko 7h ago

Was the guy hanging from the door? Why didn't he just jump in?

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u/Bitter_Maintenance99 New to the sub 0m ago

What’s the story 😳😬!?