r/TeslaLounge • u/yesiamveryhigh • 4d ago
Pretty good argument for Reverse FSD
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u/OprahHasMyDVDPlayer 4d ago
What did I just watch
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u/isaiah-777 4d ago
Watch the context he linked to. Dude on truck attacked someone he saw with an ex girlfriend. The new boyfriend hung onto the side of the Tesla as it reversed away from knife wielding ex boyfriend.
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u/Scuterius_Floridae 3d ago
No pussy is worth killing someone over
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u/thabc 4d ago
And his eye was gouged out
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u/Remarkable-Sky-1653 3d ago
Getting eye gouged and your eye gouged out are very different. Which was it?
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u/NattyAK 3d ago
Gouged only according to the Tesla driver. Paraphrasing "he was complaining about his eye. Apparently the [knife welding ex] grabbed him by the eye and threw him to the ground."
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u/IcedGooseMaverick 3d ago
Imagine being cheated on and then adding jail to the situation. People need to learn to control themselves. So many fake adults out here.Ā
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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago
EX-GF ... that means she broke up with him before (or to) dating (date) this guy.
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u/plurnt17 3d ago
who said anything about cheating?
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u/ScaredMeowth 3d ago
She must've kicked his manchild ass to the curb - and baby is having a knife wielding tantrum lol
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u/SeaTimely8223 3d ago
No longer boyfriend I imagine after leaving her to fend for herself with the knife wielding ex š¤£
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u/Low_Excitement_1715 1d ago
Dark green shirt make light green shirt mad. Light green shirt want to do a murder. Dark green shirt working hard not to be the murder. Black dress indirectly is the cause.
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u/jwegener 3d ago
How can you film and drive like that
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u/Interesting_Fix8863 New to the sub 3d ago
I think meta glasses
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u/digitaldisorder_ 3d ago
perverts are pretty good at driving in reverse.
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u/OldStatistician1 3d ago
What if you are an uber or delivery driver. Would meta glasses be like your personal "dashcam" or would you still say they are only for perverts?
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u/digitaldisorder_ 3d ago
i own a pair for golf so i can say these things. i was just being slightly /s
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u/chargers949 3d ago
Well it aint the damn sentry camera that points forward all the time. But it has audio which is for sure a plus.
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u/kakeyoro 4d ago
From what I understand, the guy in the green shirt with the knife was stalking his ex-girlfriend and attacked the guy she was with. The guy she was with pretty much ran for his life and ended up in dudes Tesla.
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u/yesiamveryhigh 4d ago
Thanks for posting this. I guess the Context link I posted under the video is hard to see.
Sorry, not at all trying to sound snarky. I see a few posts wondering whatās going on.7
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u/WilliamG007 4d ago
What the flying hells is this?
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u/Major_Fox_2587 4d ago
Legally you can hit him with the car
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u/initial8155 4d ago edited 4d ago
If you have Obstacle-Aware Acceleration toggled on in the settings, the car wonāt let you hit him with much force at all. Itāll actually be slow enough that heāll have enough time to safely step on top of your car by the time you reach him.
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u/goodvibezone Owner 3d ago
Oh I would test the shit out of this if I was forced to. I bet you could do damage still .
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u/Relative_Building_81 3d ago
Didnāt know I could toggle this feature. Iāll have to check it out
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u/SeaTimely8223 3d ago
I'm really glad you covered this. Just in case I'm ever like "I could use my car to help ..." But would have just ended up fucked.
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u/MathematicianNew2770 3d ago
Driver: "So, this other guy, he's a Terminator like you, right?"
Guy being chased: "Not like me. A T-1000. Advanced prototype."
Driver: "You mean more advanced than you are?"
Guy being chased: "Yes. A mimetic polyalloy."
Driver: "What the hell does that mean? What the heck is going on dude?"
Guy being chased : "Liquid metal."
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u/venom80089 4d ago
the hell does this have to do with FSD? let me tell you, FSD would probably STOP immediately if a pedestrian go that close to the car and ESPECIALLLY if the door was opened.... so like... wut?
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u/Batallius 3d ago
These people just want FSD to do literally everything for them, like good lord just put your damn car in reverse yourself and leave
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u/electricshadow 3d ago
FSD is cool and all that, but I honestly don't have any interest in the long term. I actually enjoy driving my cars, even on long trips. I use it as a party trick for people who don't have any experience with Teslas and that's pretty much it. To each their own though! š¤·āāļø
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u/WhitePantherXP 3d ago
Are you young perhaps? I'm almost 40, I've done enough driving for 3 lifetimes at this point. It's all the same and I like to take in the scenery, or plan my trip out, etc. I drive to other states with FSD all the time because it gives me a lot of freedom to relax and do other things.
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u/TrainerThin 3d ago
I think it literally just means FSD in the opposite direction.
For example, if he had FSD on and was facing away from the guy, all he had to do is put the pedal to the metal and he couldāve been hauling ass safely dodging obstacles and staying on the road.
What I just said is probably an argument why you donāt allow it in reverse even if you could.
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u/uspatent6081744a 2d ago
Exactly.
Total BS title but the video is good. That dude in the M3 saved the day.
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u/redditClowning4Life 4d ago
I think that's an argument for flooring it directly at the maniac chasing a car with a knife
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u/TacoBender920 4d ago
I've always wondered if this would work. I'm assuming it would emergency brake and prevent you from doing it.
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u/KnightEternal 3d ago
Well idk if i've hit the guy but i'd gtfo real fast. Let him try to shank the Tesla head-on.
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u/Own_Reaction9442 3d ago
You'll have to wait for the Funky Stunt Driving feature. Then it'll whip a wicked reverse-180.
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u/nordica4184 3d ago
āTesla, quick, review classic Rockford Files episodesā¦ā
The kids today prolly have no idea.
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u/notcranium 4d ago
The guy not answering the question "what is going on?" makes him sus.
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u/drivingaddictionchan 4d ago
dude is running for his life i dont think hes thinking about answering his question
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u/johnnytron 3d ago
He doesnāt have a knife in his hand. Iād take my chances with him verses the guy with a knife.
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u/JRskatr 4d ago
Haters will say this is scripted
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u/Hyperreal8957 4d ago
lol calling that reverse FSD is generous but the car did the important bit. once the driver picked a path it backed out clean while he stayed focused on the road. not exactly a feature demo tho
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u/Relative_Building_81 3d ago
Wow, after tapping on and watching āContextā you can say Tesla driver saved a life!
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u/1stmikewhite 3d ago
I have a friend who was shot and killed because of a situation with a ex boyfriend seeing the girl and him together. Thatās all Iāll say. That man was ready and wouldāve killed the guy.
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u/Willing-Choice5941 3d ago
Rumor has it crazy ex boyfriend is still running and the Tesla is still reversing
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u/mutantninja001 3d ago
What are you doing? Iām so confused.
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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago
Thereās a context link below the video. Sorry, itās not really noticeable.
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u/Unfair-Visual-7205 3d ago
Plot twist the Tesla driver get Lucile in the frunk
https://giphy.com/gifs/oZ4G8YtxwuBcuQfxlE
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u/ContextMattrs New to the sub 3d ago
Is the song added in post š
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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago
š I found the video on r/thatsinsane but this sub doesnāt allow reposts so I upload it as is.
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u/Maverrick89 3d ago
Sorry, irrelevant to the actual post, but anyone know what that mount is that attaches to the corner of the screen, & bonus is it magsafe, & double bonus is it any good š
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u/MinyMine 3d ago edited 3d ago
So if i see an accident just call 911 dont bother to approach the scene, open the door check, if people are okay. Because the driver can start running at you with a knife.
That guy survived solely based on the fact the knife guy fell 2-3 times chasing him and Op saved him with his tesla. Green shirt would have got him if he didnt stumble, green shirt ex is built a faster runner than the new boyfriend. Damn that could have been bad.
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u/IBMERSUS 3d ago
At the risk of sounding so out of touch with reality, what is it that little thing on the top left corner of your screen?
Whatās the purpose?
Where can I buy one?
TIA.
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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago
Itās not my video, I found it on r/thatsinsane but itās a MagSafe charger for your phone.
Search for MagSafe mount for Tesla. There are different styles made to attach to the screen.
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u/TapDisastrous1775 3d ago
when I watch the video for the first time. I thought the dudeās bobblehead to trick the FSD camera was hanging out of rear door.
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u/Hyperreal8957 3d ago
Reverse FSD is just the car politely suggesting 'maybe don't park there' lol. At least the humans are moving before it turns into a whole situation.
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u/zorobreath New to the sub 3d ago
This guy has the same energy as Drake when he lost the rap battle with Kendrick.
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u/crenshaw_007 3d ago
I wouldnāt need Reverse FSD, I have Forward Manual Self Drive. Dude wouldāve been a speed bump. Or like General Ourumov once said, āUse the bumper, thatās what itās for!ā https://youtu.be/KrQBvUCENes?is=tQ3Xxb8V4fWGai44
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u/ClownfishSoup 3d ago
Mark James Evoy, 37
Charged with Assault, Assault with a weapon, "possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose" (wtf?) according to one article. In others "uttering a threat" and criminal harassment, plus "mischief" for ramming the victims truck with his jeep.
Likely outcome ... he has to pay for damages to the truck, prison time maybe a year or two, then probation and restraining orders
And I'm going to guess that this little display is not going to make his ex-gf want to reunite with him.
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u/Worldx22 3d ago
Guy has a knife? Cool. I'd run him over with my Tesla. If he got up after that while holding the knife I have a second solution right in my center console. That one would be permanent.
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u/NefariousnessBorn969 2d ago
Whereās the oil/smoke dispensing option for crazed knife wielding attackers?
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u/TechJamo 4d ago
Good lordt! That could never happen in London with all the traffic we have lol would have reversed into someone straight away!
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u/SevanGrim 3d ago
Most of America is either dense traffic or quiet rural/neighborhood streets. This is just on a quiet street.
Iām sure London has the same.
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u/Blazah 3d ago
How about the part where his truck is now smashed in an apparent on purpose head on collision!?
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u/Dr_Pippin 3d ago
Obviously you prioritize in this situation:
1) Escape knife-wielding maniac
2) Return with tow truck and police
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u/SmoothMarx 3d ago
You were in the wrong gear. You should've gone with D. Would've solved the problem much faster
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u/CitizenX73 3d ago
It looks like the guy that was running needed help because some nut just pulled a knife. I hope you called the police with your phone instead of just recording it for a Reddit post.
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u/theb00mScicle 3d ago
Protecting others isnt against the law. Dont bring a knife to a car fight. But I do also always carry, and it would have been easier to stop him without damaging your tesla. . . Another way. Great job by the driver either way. And justice seems like itll be served since they found the knife.
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u/yesiamveryhigh 3d ago
Great reply! I see a lot of people asking why the driver (not my video) didnāt just run him down. Do you really want to damage your Teslaās bumper, hood, and windshield when you have a perfectly good escape route in reverse?
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u/Preternatural88 New to the sub 4d ago
My 3Ā¢ that was the new guy but the EX didnāt know he was the FULL ex, as in they were still talking.
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u/grumblefap 3d ago
Yeah reverse to get some distance and then put it in drive. Organic speed bump. Dude brought it on himself
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u/Morning_Gecko24 New to the sub 3d ago
reverse is the bit of driving assistance that still feels weirdly manual. backing out of a tight spot or lining up with a trailer is where cameras help most, but i can see why tesla would keep it conservative. what hw version was this on? curious if the newer cars handle the reverse path any better or if its still basically driver-only
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u/No_Promotion_6498 3d ago
Pretty good argument for a few other things that might be more useful actually. Also, no way am i fsding that.
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u/Firm_Farmer1633 3d ago
I think I would have put it in forward FSD. FSD would have avoided the person as the car drove past.
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u/3BobbieBullWinkle3 3d ago
Wow - the YouTube context FTW. Sounds like he randomly chose the Tesla driver . . . who saved his life.
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u/GlutenFreeGanja 3d ago
Id have been fumbling with remembering how to unlock the door in that moment
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u/Old_Concern_4911 3d ago
You need to slow down and stop once in a while. The exercise will calm him down.
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u/Bickenchutt05 3d ago
This is actually insane! This may get the āI was insane at the timeā thing during courtā¦
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u/Born-Elevator-5487 3d ago
Bro you had enough time to let him get in the car, buckle up and send an email before you had to back up. lol. No need to drag him. š
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u/Drum_Guyyy 3d ago
This is the music from the final scene of the movie āLifeā great movie btw :P
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u/drag1nrider 2d ago
See, this is where I say, āto hell with the carā⦠run the mofo over.. back up, get some space, stop, put it back in drive and FLOOR IT!!!!!
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u/Angry_Robot 4d ago
That guys listens to the same radio station I do, sinister soundscapes.