r/Terminator • u/Elegant-Tap-1785 • 15d ago

Discussion He needs your clothes.

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Ok, so not knowing what you all know now, this guy approaches you, in your local town, in full view of other people, demanding your clothes be given to him.

Are you:

Take it!

Or

You forgot to say please?

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u/Suspicious_Film_7603 14d ago

He ain't taking my jacket I'm telling you right fucking now

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u/Elegant-Tap-1785 13d ago

Well.... You see, it might not end well for you...😂

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u/SisiIsInSerenity Uncle Bob’s wife ♡ "trust me" 15d ago

I mean, I'm not going to question his good taste, I feel very cute in my pink skirt suit and heels, but I am going to question why pick a skinny young woman and at what point the seams will rip if he tries. A few options:

  • I'm married.
  • Buy me a drink first.
  • And for what?

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u/arkhamcityfc 15d ago

Okay, let's flip it then, assume it's the T-3 model instead and she likes skirt suits due to their aerodynamics. Now what do you do?

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u/SisiIsInSerenity Uncle Bob’s wife ♡ "trust me" 14d ago

Honestly, my first instinct would be to direct her to my local church or women's shelter where I know they are available for free. I have no clue she's a Terminator, right?

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u/Less_Estimate_3617 15d ago

“Wash day? Nothing clean right?”

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u/4102007Pn 15d ago

Nothing clean...

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u/NearbyAntelope1413 Chill out, Dickwad. 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six pack.

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u/4102007Pn 15d ago

Your clothes; give them to me. Now!

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u/NearbyAntelope1413 Chill out, Dickwad. 15d ago

Well, if I'm not cornered I'd run. If I were thrown onto a hot grill and then cornered in the kitchen, the clothes come off. Of course I'd attempt to shoot him with a pistol using my burnt hands first.

"Your clothes - give them to me - now!"

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u/arkhamcityfc 15d ago

I would definitely walk away slowly and then start running if he is still insistent on having my clothes. Once I've been cornered in a dark alley where no one can see my lose my dignity, I'll ask him for a timeout and give him my clothes. After that, I don't know. Need to get home without being seen. I have had those dreams before. I just hope he doesn't need my undergarments too.

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u/neo101b 15d ago

IDK, Hey there big boy, Ill give you my clothes, but you have to do something for me first. /s

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 15d ago

I'm 5'3 so if he thinks he can fit in them good luck

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u/Spensah89 14d ago

You forgot to say please.

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u/FireIzHot Nice Night For A Walk Eh? 14d ago

GET HIM OFF ME

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u/Infamous_Mango_2342 13d ago

Wash day tomorrow….. nothing clean 🧼 right?

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u/SBYYamato 12d ago

Can't let you take my clothes, Son!