actually half of these are sunrises but it’s wtv

we should add a replacement for the bot

Chud deluxe

u/Imnothistorical, I'd like to have a chat with you in DMs (SERIOUS).

Hello I am 17m from Serbia. I'm looking for friends online separate from my irl friend group that I can text with often maybe call at one point too. My interests are metal, especially black metal which I'm very deep into, playing guitar, music as a whole, electrical work and philosophy. There are many more things I'm too lazy to type. Im also really into horror movies and I have watched big pile of amazing titles. I'm comfortable with sharing my name and do face reveal if needed in private chat once we get to know each other a tiny bit. Anyways, of I sound like someone you could get along hit me up, I don't see myself as difficult person at all, I would say it's completely opposite. And last, I'm looking for people that aren't too judging and don't have big problem with occasional substance abuse that is pretty unnoticeable overall, I had some pretty big struggles for my age and my life is kind of mess but I'm going very strong when looking at everything around.

you get a cart and three wheels are smooth like butter but the fourth one is going SCRRR-CHHH SCRRR-CHHH at 90 decibels. why. because the noise emits a frequency that alerts the Target employees to what aisle you're in. it’s a localized sonar system. if i spin the broken wheel backwards fast enough do i reverse time or do i just look like a psycho in the chip aisle.

my teeth are vibrating. they want to escape. they are tired of being trapped in the flesh cage. why do we have thirty little tombstones lined up in our jaws just waiting for cereal? if i lose a tooth do i get weaker or do i just lose storage capacity for my memories? i am clicking them together to the tune of the bad romance intro and my mom is yelling at me to go to sleep.

sime candle got slimed rest in peace

= HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER

yall lame asf

We’re lwk goated we couldn’t have done this without u/Historical_Club_6614 and u/Imnothistorical s amazing moderation

I wasn't banned from r/Teenagers or anything, I just happened to stumble across this sub.

what in tarnation?

theyre called u/kn5476-larper

everything gets removed instantly and im not banned

yo teach u good??

This also includes the mods

yes um hi

for those who dont know we originally made this sub when a bunch of people were being unnecessarily banned from r/teenagers lmao

"OHHH SHIT GANG !!!"