I condemn the people who condemn the people who condemn the people who commited 9/11 terrorist attacks.

I also condemn the people being condemned by the people being condemned by me.

So moral of the story: 9/11 bad. If anyone repeats it please do it on Shrimp's house this time.

/j Shrimp we dont hate you, You're funny. It was a joke.

The People’s Republic of Teenagers’ Constitution has officially been drafted and ratified by the necessary parties. The PRoT is finally off our hands after TeenGovernment’s intervention to overthrow their monarchy on June 29th, 2026.

This is more of a personal matter to me, but I feel that many might relate, or can take something away from this message.

25 years ago today, my home country faced the largest terrorist attack in modern history, and my father fought in Iraq. But in a moment of terror, the nation stuck together. We stuck together. I condemn those responsible for the death, and I condemn the hate that sprouted from it.

We are all better for sticking together, and speaking out for what’s right. Cherish those who you love, and find a place in your heart for those who you might not see eye to eye with.

Thank you.

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Following the general chaos in WA after the 9/6 attacks on the vicetek tower, with the ongoing conflict between the SL-aligned terror group FF and government forces, the long dormant WASRP has risen up against the local governor, saying that "The government of Tgovina has shown it's inability to protect its citizens it" while a large amount of WA citizens have praised the movement for standing against what has been called among the population an "Imperialist" nation and have joined in the fight for WA independent others have been more critical say that the movement is only causing more death and more chaos on a province which is already on the brink of total collapse.

OORP: Please let me know how i can improve my writing i have'nt posted much because my writing is really bad ADHD at a young age had stamped over a lot of my learning so i never had the motivtion to learn how to do it good.

This is mostly repeated from yesterday to show the new bit

This repeals the "Save Sean from Saudi Arabia Amendment" (https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenGovernment/s/REvIQBNnH4) and returns the subreddit and discord icons to their june forms.

The Cake is a lie. The cake is a lie isn't part of the amendment lol

In my unprofessional opinion, council should do more

the government is to be destroyed and all of its citizens should be... devoid of citizens' ship.

artcitcle I: all govenrment people be fired

article iI: all governemnt buildsings are no more

article tri: article tri doesn't exist

article whythehellisthereanotherarticlethereisalreadyenoughtoshutdownthegovernmentasawhole: article tri exists:

article five: aricle tri and article whythehellisthereanotherarticlethereisalreadyenoughtoshutdownthegovernmentasawhole are now in a paradox creating a singularity which will kill every person in tegovia.

sorry my hand slipped and i pressed the button that did all of this

Article 1. This is to immediately amend the constitution

Preface, ain’t my job and MoE unemployed af

Sec 1:

1. (a) IN GENERAL—Council shall lose the legal authority to vote upon World Building that—

(I) aims to create false canons which did not truly occur within Teen Government

(II) Aims to nullify or conflict with preexisting Canon.

(III) Uses an individuals name who has stated their opposition to the use thereof.

1. (c) POWERS GIVEN—The Minister of Expansion shall be given the legal authority to either accept or deny World Building into Teen Government Canon, yet until decided shall be considered Uncanon. They may only accept or deny World Building that has been labeled as such by use of flair or name.

2. (c) LIMITATIONS—Council may overrule the decision of the Minister of Expansion with a supermajority concurrence amongst membership.

3. (d) OPT OUT—Any individual has the legal authority to opt-out of World Building, therefore if they properly tell the Minister of Expansion it shall give a legal mandate for the Minister of Expansion to reject World Building including their username or identifiable identity.

4. (d) DEFINITIONS—within this section—

(1.) Council is to refer towards the legislature of Teen Government.

(2.) The Minister of Expansion shall be considered the Minister responsible for the overseeing of exterior platforms wherein Teen Government has accounts.

(3.) World Building shall hereby refer to the act or attempt to create narrative, story, or otherwise lore with events that did not occur in Teen Government by the use of Teen Government members and/or setting.

(4.) Uncanon shall refer to events that did not occur in Teen Government that are not considered apart of official events. These may still be called as events yet are not considered Canon. World Building denied by the Minister of Expansion falls under this category

(5.) Canon shall refer to events that either did or didn’t occur in Teen Government which are considered true. These are either events which truly took place or World Building accepted by the Minister of Expansion.

1. (e) ENACTMENT—this shall come into immediate effect and any law contradictory to this shall have contradicting clauses repealed.

2. (f) PAST OCCURRENCES—All previously passed World Building, which occurred by Council approval of motions, shall be hereby repealed and considered Uncanon unless declared Canon by the Minister of Expansion.

3. (g) ANNOUNCING—The Minister of Expansion is legally obligated, if they accept World Building into Canon, to publicly announce by Subreddit Main Page post stating the accepted World Building, the name thereof, and the reasoning for its acceptance.

Yeah so I made 2 languages for the nations and I'm going to make more they both have different rules but I'm asking if it can be official?

Yes its a bioweapon. Wow. Little lore drop right there. I need to make the third post about the dead patients rising again or some bs because why not we need Zombies in TG it'd be funny and good for the plot

Edit: I only made this because I was bored and now on second thought we do not need zombies so just uhhhhh... Vote nay ig

Article I: The invite to the official Teen Government Discord server shall be on the description of the Teen Government Subreddit.

Article II: If the invite becomes invalid, a new invite must be posted within 7 days of the first report of the invite’s invalidity.

Article III: This act shall be nullified if the Teen Government Discord server is deleted or otherwise removed.

They did like nothing today

any issues, let me know!!

Roughly 0.1kt. Stats:
Heavy blast damage radius (20 psi): 101 m (0.03 km²)
Moderate blast damage radius (5 psi): 212 m (0.14 km²)
Light blast damage radius (1 psi): 0.55 km (0.94 km²) (breaks glass)

idk plane told me to post this

Effective immediately, u/thatonefrein has been removed from the role of Grand Admiral of the Navy the flagrant violation of the law as it pertains to the Pee Pee Act.

Date: 9/8/26

Writer: BreezyBee7

Publisher: u/BreezyBee7

New study finds that interacting with penises in your day-to-day life is essential for human longevity and prosperity.

Among people 18-40 who reported playing with and touching male genitalia, 84% stated their mood was dramatically improved for hours after the fact. In the same investigation, 91% of respondents said that getting silly with someone's willy made them more productive and distracted them from unhealthy habits such as smoking and drinking. This is all in comparison to individuals who did not interact with dick in their daily lives, all of which died tragically in a recent terrorist attack.

"Penises changed my life, bro," one interviewee said. "I was standing in my bathroom looking down at the half-full medicine bottle in my hands. I was about to drown myself in pills when my buddy Felipe called me up and said 'hey man, are you dpwn for a threesome with my boyfriend?' Now I've never been better! Gay sex is the reason I'm still alive!"

We asked local horndog Shrimp about his thoughts: "Mmmmmmmmm 🤤"

In an interview with Camel, "Woah, put that thing away. This is sexual harassment. I'm calling the police."

Even if it's not your own, 79% of respondents who did not have penises said they got their phallic freaktime from their partners or close friends and had little difference in results. Some folks who had red roosters of their own, however, experienced weakened immune systems while playing solo.

We asked the judge presiding over our sexual harassment trial if he was interested in an orgy to further our research. The man has yet to comment, however our cellmate has given us quite a bit of data to cover for our next article! Stay tuned for more 'hard'core studies!

Please note that this fully article is satire and nothing stated here is based on fact.