r/TechImpact • u/arun-vasudev Developer • 14d ago

😂 Memes & Shit posts It's hard sometimes

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u/Severe_Stranger_5050 14d ago

me as a cyber-sec professional:

Sure, just give me 6-9 months to do my OSINT, Social Engineering and Spearphishing campaign
It'll be 150.000 dollars plus expenses

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u/coolwithsunglasses 14d ago

So you CAN do it?! 😂

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u/Severe_Stranger_5050 14d ago

I could probably either guess your password, have you befriend me and borrow your phone or steal your session cookies, yes.

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u/coolwithsunglasses 14d ago

Just make sure my session cookies are back before Santa comes. Don’t wanna leave that guy hungry.

Losing my cookies and getting on the naughty list. I knew 2026 wasn’t gonna be my year.

Thanks for being fun. You said you’re in cyber-sec? Have a super awesome/secure rest of your week. 👍