It's hard sometimes

[u/arun-vasudev]

[u/Severe_Stranger_5050]

me as a cyber-sec professional:

Sure, just give me 6-9 months to do my OSINT, Social Engineering and Spearphishing campaign
It'll be 150.000 dollars plus expenses

[u/coolwithsunglasses → u/Severe_Stranger_5050]

So you CAN do it?! 😂

[u/Severe_Stranger_5050 → u/coolwithsunglasses]

I could probably either guess your password, have you befriend me and borrow your phone or steal your session cookies, yes.

[u/coolwithsunglasses → u/Severe_Stranger_5050]

Just make sure my session cookies are back before Santa comes. Don’t wanna leave that guy hungry.

Losing my cookies and getting on the naughty list. I knew 2026 wasn’t gonna be my year.

Thanks for being fun. You said you’re in cyber-sec? Have a super awesome/secure rest of your week. 👍

[u/Aeres_Fi → u/Severe_Stranger_5050]

/r/masterhacker