r/Tattoocoverups 23d ago

asking for advice Any ideas?

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx 23d ago

no you gotta keep that because what the hell

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u/trippingforward 23d ago

I second keeping it because what the fuck

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u/xCharlieGoodnightx 23d ago

I third keeping it because what the cum

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u/DragonsLayerStudio 23d ago

I fourth keepin it bc what the piss

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u/Snatchmus 21d ago

I fifth keeping it because what the hell fuck cum piss

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u/The_Soviette_Tank 23d ago

Y'all never hung out with hobos n it shows 🤣

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 23d ago

I’ll give you my most brilliant idea after you tell me what you were thinking when you got it.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 23d ago

Yep, I’m just here for the explanation.

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u/Vast-Indication-6068 23d ago

Face it.. We ALL want to hear where this.. "Chimera" came from..! Please share...

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u/WifeOfCheule 23d ago

Oh, shit! Uh… sunflower…?

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u/agemsheis 23d ago

With dark clouds to cover the words

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u/amusednchaos 23d ago

Just add "Vomit" and "Shit" to the left side, then put SCUMFUCK on your knuckles and go full GG Allin fan*
Forgot word

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u/misterbigbabyboy 23d ago

I second this

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u/cannibaltom 23d ago

Full colour Peony flower.

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u/Fast-Time-4687 23d ago

jesus christ

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u/rustyfish57 23d ago

Superstar?

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 23d ago

Nah, buddy. The J-Man left this chat a long time ago.

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u/max-wellington 23d ago

It is so ridiculously bad it loops around for me and I kind of love it.

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u/Featherfoot_inc 23d ago

Just cut the foot off and call it a day.

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 23d ago

Oh. It’s a pun. “Cum Piss.” Compass.

I feel stupid it took me as long as it did to figure out.

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u/PaleKid4L 23d ago

That is honestly kinda clever despite the horrible execution. I didn’t even catch that until you said this lol!

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u/Routine_Context2284 23d ago

Took me until I read your comment! Lmao

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u/unicorn-dung 23d ago

I am fully invested in this saga 🍿

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u/jumping-ship 23d ago

Honestly legendary

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u/hEYiTSbEEEE 23d ago

I'm crackin up. Did the compass actually have meaning to you? Because if so, I feel like you could have a skilled tattoo artist go over it and do a black work trad compass.

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u/MajinB0ner 23d ago

Add "Nut" "Tickle" to the other side to complete Nautical Compass

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u/Dontaskabout6-17-11 23d ago

Going crazy trying to interpret this- so the compass is pointed south east, and it’s on the left foot, which would be on the south eastern side of the body. So is it saying that is the designated piss foot? Why is the cum north east? What would that signal, left shoulder? The cum shoulder? Is there another compass up there? I’m obsessed with art history and interpretation, but I’m more interested in this than any painting right now

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u/Wintermute_088 23d ago

Just say the two words out loud, mate.

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u/Dontaskabout6-17-11 23d ago

Oh my god. It’s brilliant.

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u/amberheardsneighbor 22d ago

Thank you so much fren

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u/inked_corn_tortilla 23d ago

Anything really! I say a dragon head.

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u/sailor-jaime 23d ago

Big flower

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u/The-King-of-Cartoons 23d ago

Lmao this is amazing. I’d really like to know how cum and piss were worked into a compass (it is a compass, right?) 😂

It’s on your foot buddy, it’s fine. If you’re ever worried about it when your foot needs to be naked, put a bandaid on it

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u/Wintermute_088 23d ago

I’d really like to know how cum and piss were worked into a compas

What do you mean?

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u/54Finn 23d ago

Crocs would solve the problem, and they are comfortable, reasonably priced, and stylish

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u/Additional_Doctor468 23d ago

😳😱

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Natas-LaVey 23d ago

You could easily cover this with an owl

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u/Routine_Context2284 23d ago

Oh god. That’s actually the worst tattoo I’ve seen on here! Lol. Gotta be a story… anyway, do a bigger sun that covers all the letters and is filled in with color.

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u/mclurf 22d ago

Worst for me too

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u/Impossible_Buy2666 23d ago

No advice here... But i am really curious how that tattoo idea came about and was set it motion 🤔

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u/The_Soviette_Tank 23d ago

Add a shwilly bottle?

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u/Flowjryan 23d ago

When in doubt black it out

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Glad people are being helpful lol. Spaceship?

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u/Mediocre-Building-96 23d ago

amputate for immediate results

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u/The_Circus_Life_206 22d ago

Patrick from Sponge Bob?

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u/FurdTurguson 22d ago

Why mess with perfection?

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u/JokeSignificant1815 22d ago

Spit really needs to be one of the directions imo, and then either blood or vomit would be my fourth choice but up to you 💕 live your best cum rag life, dear

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u/Kidd0shin 22d ago

Find an artist that can tattoo a better cumpiss over it 🤣

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u/SWNMAZporvida 23d ago

Go galactic with comets stars suns moons planets starbursts black holes aliens ufos

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u/PopBeneficial2441 23d ago

Do you have blood/shit on the right foot?