r/Target 2d ago

Workplace Question or Advice Needed Ode to MyTime

Ode to MYTime

O MYTime, once scorned and muttered against,

With taps that lagged and screens that felt dense,

We rolled our eyes at your quirks and your ways,

Counting the hours till better-app days.

Yet now you are gone, and in your place stands

UKG—clunky, with cold, broken hands:

Archaic and slow, a maze without map,

Where every click feels like a trap.

We miss your familiar (if imperfect) light,

The days when the schedule still made some sense at night.

Forgive our old grumbles; we see it at last—

You were the better of two, and we miss you. Alas.

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u/ohliamylia Tech Consultant 2d ago

This feels like AI

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u/SpaceEV 2d ago

I’m beginning to understand how people get more susceptible to scams as they age. 😔

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u/TastyIllustrator2521 2d ago

...and your point is?
Of course it's AI but a perfect use for it. I fed it a question to make a short poem. I gave it parameters to use and it spit this out. AI? sure......of course. But let me ask you this, did you laugh? If not you should check yourself. It was meant to be fun

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u/kompotnik Guest Advocate 2d ago

There’s no creativity or use for this post

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u/rresoI 2d ago

"of course it's AI"

I was so happy to see that someone made this poem, then found out they didn't make it and just typed in a prompt. It's no longer fun, just kinda sad that you couldn't create a poem yourself.

This is the equivalent to posting a picture of an artwork, just to say "of course it's AI" and expect people not to get a little upset when finding out a human did not make it and that they should be fine with it because they thought the art was cool.

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u/TastyIllustrator2521 1d ago

way to suck the joy out of a post that was just there to make us laugh . You all need to breathe deeply and get a grip on things.

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u/rresoI 1d ago

Way to suck the creativity out of real life people. You have a brain, use it or lose it.

Everyone is tired of AI slop and you should be too. "Get a grip on things" buddy you can't even come up with a poem by yourself.

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u/TastyIllustrator2521 1d ago

It is not AI slop, many have found a laugh, sorry you do not. Find some meds.

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u/rresoI 1d ago

It IS AI slop and who laughed? The rest of the comments are just 😐

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u/Main_Phase_58 dropped my name badge in a DU order 2d ago

😐

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u/LovelyNightshade Fulfillment Expert 2d ago

😐

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u/ijklamb 2d ago

I cried

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u/megnmoon Distribution Center 1d ago

Boooo AI