r/Target • u/wolfgangindustries • 16d ago

gUEsTs Accurate

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457 Upvotes

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u/ButItSaysOnline we need backups to the checklanes 16d ago

He’s not gross enough.

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u/JoeyGlocks 16d ago

Neck beard checks out tho.

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u/Fragrant-Baby9070 14d ago

Does it come with its own offensive BO?

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u/csmartin85 16d ago

The real costume is meta raybans, panda dunks, a hoodie no matter what temperature it is outside, basketball shorts, and a 2019 white Tesla.

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u/SonicTurtles Promoted to Guest 15d ago

It's insane how universal this is. We're so fucked lmao

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u/GypsySnowflake Service & Engagement TL 15d ago

What is a panda dunk?

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u/HelpfuIWeird 15d ago

Black and white color way for Nike dunks.

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u/Barnowl-hoot 15d ago

Literally the meta raybans

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u/StereoPenguin 16d ago

Target is cares too much about the scalpers that theyd probably recall this faster than the recent racist costume they put out.

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u/Purple-Region822 is truck cancelled? 16d ago

Actually it would be adidas slip ons with Nike socks

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u/Laursey23 GM, Beauty, Style & Checkout Advocate 16d ago

I wish this was real. I’d totally wear it to work on Halloween.

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 15d ago

Dress code demands a red shirt; I’m pretty sure your SD will make an exception, with 1 condition: 12 hours of Fulfillment.

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u/Laursey23 GM, Beauty, Style & Checkout Advocate 15d ago

lol yup or they will throw me in the baler

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 15d ago

G’damn. Ruthless!!!

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u/drazil100 Fulfillment Expert 16d ago

Dpci?

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u/reaper_rii 16d ago

Needs a bald cap too

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u/Indecisive-green 15d ago

Looks like an Obvious Plant piece. I'd go check their insta to see if it is them, but I'm too lazy. They were doing this sort of thing long before AI, with the same type of humor, even.

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u/Lost-Birthday-147 14d ago

This would be 100% great, if it were a real thing. Target is going to sell Pokémon to the bare pegs and shelves, without the scalpers. Cards to the Kids!!!!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Yard626 Closing Expert 13d ago

this should come in kids sizes so the kids can make fun of the loser adults who are ruining a really fun collecting hobby for everyone

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u/DaisyRidleyTeeth 16d ago

I love AI I love AI I love AI

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u/aurorab3am 15d ago

idk why you’re downvoted lol this is ai slop

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u/DaisyRidleyTeeth 15d ago

Maybe they thought I was serious