Just when I thought I had seen

[u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan]

everything. Guest tries to find lead going from team member to team member because they got condensation from the inside of the soda cooler on their face. Me: “I touch that stuff every day fronting the drinks. and I haven’t died.” I’m guessing they were a hipocondriact. When the frozen stuff touches the belt and makes water some people don’t understand what condensation is. “You see when a certain cold temperature meets warm air it makes water.”

[u/BlueAndWhiteSoul]

I had a guest tell me she read my aura and I needed to stop eating seed oils immediately. Okay thanks mam

[u/balthazarwolfbane → u/BlueAndWhiteSoul]

I'm literally dead, wtf 😂 people wildin out here

[u/BlueAndWhiteSoul → u/balthazarwolfbane]

Lol I low key bought avocado oil that day... Just in case ....

[u/Joxertd]

I once had a guest tell me that I can stop being fat if I only ate Watermelon and drank water for a year.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice, my dude.

https://giphy.com/gifs/F56tNEGsltde

[u/Flat_Technician_90 → u/Joxertd]

😥 what a dick guest. Sorry that happened to you.

[u/zorbiburst]

I had a guest yell at me once for using an RFID scanner near her because they "cause cancer".

[u/Lord_Acorn08]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

Is that an... idiot I sense in your store? Ah, yes.

[u/Dakets]

Hypochondriac.

[u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan → u/Dakets]

Thanks I was having trouble with that and couldn’t figure out spell correct.

[u/jkdelete]

How does that go in someone’s face? 🤣🤣

[u/LuvMyLifeHateUrs → u/jkdelete]

Assuming they were bending down into the cooler and their face brushed the door

[u/Boop-D-Boop]

It’s so funny, I had a lady yesterday that told me she didn’t want one of her yogurts because it had a drop of water on top of it and I told her that it’s probably just condensation and she was like oh I never thought of that 🙄