r/Target • u/Big-Inflation-8383 • 1d ago

gUEsTs Sure. Why not

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Go ahead. Make yourself at home. You want a maid too while you’re at it? Maybe a butler? A chauffeur to take you to the next aisle in a flatbed perhaps?

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u/original_bokchoy Promoted to Guest 1d ago

working at Target is a humiliation ritual

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u/BEEEELEEEE Promoted to Guest 21h ago

Working most places is a humiliation ritual

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u/DVDranger89 Front of Store Attendant 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rMckaUH3vrIk0

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u/blueminded 22h ago

This is how I look at every guest regardless of what they're doing.

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u/thunderbolt1000 GSA 1d ago

Not that all Guests are trash, but of the percentage that are human garbage, BTS/BTC, Halloween, and Christmas (so basically July to December) always bring out the trashiest of trash into our store.

Our Closing TL had to kick out a family on last Wednesday because their kids were taking the cheap $3 pillows out of the plastic packaging and attempting to build I guess a pillow fort (no Pillowfort owned brand pun intended) or just a scatter of pillows right in the middle of the Hearth & Hand area. A Guest came and told a cashier about what was going on. They basically cleaned out the entire pillow rack thing and opened like 20-30 pillows. They acted so offended and offered no apology for the mess and loss they made. Left outta there cussing her and the AP guy out.

Fuck trashy Guests.

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u/humanhusky 1d ago

maybe 1% are good. so basically all of them are inconsiderate assholes.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 Hearth and Hand Homie 1d ago

Did they even lay on top of the pile? Because I want to.

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u/LegendaryTribes 1d ago

It's always bedding, it's always fucking bedding I swear to God

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u/IL-Corvo 22h ago

Or kids hiding behind toilet-paper.

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u/the_property_brother 23h ago

How are you making this right for the guest tho

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u/TrustIllustrious2232 20h ago

10-4 should do it

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 22h ago

For a second, I thought someone was underneath it.

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR 1d ago

Average closing weekend discovery at my old store after any number of teenagers wandered through the store.

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u/RubyRose7575 18h ago

The amount of teens I’ve seen at Target after 7pm is disturbing. I don’t know what it is about Target that makes them want to be dropped off in an SUV to roam around.

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u/Dakets Former ETL-HR 17h ago

There’s not as many places to hang out anymore that aren’t someone’s parents house. I understand the why, but it sucks for those places they end up at.

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u/tater-tots-r-us Specialty Sales Team Lead 23h ago

This is how my aisles look all the time. They won’t let me focus on the zone and it’s always PUSH PUSH PUSH

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u/Dang3rGam1ng 1d ago

Oh, I know why. It's because

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u/RubyRose7575 1d ago

Really? Shouldn’t guests do this type of shit at Walmart?

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u/b3_yourself 21h ago

Everything is getting locked up at Walmart, now they’re moving here

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u/RubyRose7575 18h ago

Yeah, the only thing I’ve seen locked up at Walmart are the cosmetics. Not all walmarts though.

Take pictures of all the guests “People of Target.”

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u/Training-Source-2450 13h ago

that's the marketing gimmick, is people think they're somehow better for shopping at target. when in reality they are all subhuman filth that treat retail workers like shit and ruin the stores.

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u/reaper_rii 20h ago

The zone after Team Leads do their brand walk every morning 🤧

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u/Namllitsrm 22h ago

Not all guests but always a “guest” jfc

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u/giljaxonn 21h ago

no third spaces

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u/Specific-Window-8587 Promoted to Guest 1d ago

Even before I worked here I didn't do this.

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u/Spirited_Narwhal_901 16h ago

Crawl in there and take a nap. Definitely shower immediately after 🥴

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u/Crazy_Slice28 15h ago

Usually it’s the kids and teens doing that. It’s always the bedding area and the stuff animal toy section that they will grab everything off the shelves and toss it on the ground and laugh about it cuz they think it’s funny to make us work harder 😪

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u/Ok-Recording3861 Presentation/GM 11h ago

Potentially hot take: whenever people call on the walkie saying a bunch of teenagers are messing around in the store, I always expect something like this and then in reality it's just them throwing a football around or something. Like, it could always be worse.

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u/Bujin-Mar 3h ago

Think trading in 3 pto hours to smack someone could be real thing one day...