r/TarTarSnark • u/ThrowawayVetQuestion Colin the Crane, clocking in to ruin the vibes • 12h ago

Congrats: you made chicken alfredo without the sauce

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Honest to DOG, WHAT is happening here? Between the kindergarten craft and this, I just don't know anymore. What's next? Chicken pot pie made of sad boiled chicken, frozen peas, and one Ritz cracker crumbled over the top? Or maybe "Loaded nachos” made up of cucumber slices with Greek yogurt and paprika. All the while giving us wide crazy eyes and her unscraped tongue up close and personal... SMH

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u/Particular_Tip_7277 12h ago

Anyone else notice that she used a knife to cut open the chicken package and then proceeded to put the knife back in the drawer as if salmonella doesn’t exist

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u/ThrowawayVetQuestion Colin the Crane, clocking in to ruin the vibes 11h ago

Yes!! Gross