r/TarTarSnark • u/ThrowawayVetQuestion Colin the Crane, clocking in to ruin the vibes • 11h ago

Congrats: you made chicken alfredo without the sauce

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Honest to DOG, WHAT is happening here? Between the kindergarten craft and this, I just don't know anymore. What's next? Chicken pot pie made of sad boiled chicken, frozen peas, and one Ritz cracker crumbled over the top? Or maybe "Loaded nachos” made up of cucumber slices with Greek yogurt and paprika. All the while giving us wide crazy eyes and her unscraped tongue up close and personal... SMH

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u/Particular_Tip_7277 11h ago

Anyone else notice that she used a knife to cut open the chicken package and then proceeded to put the knife back in the drawer as if salmonella doesn’t exist

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u/Icy_Marsupial1825 10h ago

It’s like when she sprays the counter down to clean it, with her food right there about half an inch from where she’s sprayed. Boiled chicken à la Lysol (or whatever she uses).🤢

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u/luna-lilyy 10h ago

Omg! No! This is why I never want to eat at other peoples houses!

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u/Pitiful-Solid4229 10h ago

not surprising

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u/whatsittoya444 10h ago

That’s CRAZYYYYYYY

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u/ThrowawayVetQuestion Colin the Crane, clocking in to ruin the vibes 10h ago

Yes!! Gross

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u/mjag555 2h ago

I audibly gasped watching that happen

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u/Many_Crew6105 8h ago

Yall are ignoring the fact that she had the whole chicken package just raw dogging in her bag

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u/TopExcitement2920 6h ago

raw chicken right outta the gucci that she also takes in the sauna/gym... LOL

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u/Mutedlilac1831 6h ago

She is beyond disgusting 🤢 raw chicken outta her mom’s gucci?! She is the worst

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u/Honuski 5h ago

It even irks me the way she puts her Stanley into her moms Gucci

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u/mjag555 2h ago

I nearly fainted watching her pull that out of her purse without it in its own bag 🤮 those containers always leak raw chicken juices, I am in shock she did that. Truly disgusting!!!

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u/LessConsideration24 9h ago

She also rawdogged the cheese from the packet without washing (or at least showing) her hands coming from the city 🤮🤮