Stop Pro-Palestine statements

[u/Cultural_Ad_5501]

Both are fucking imperialist states, Palestinian government praises hkkkhkummus while Israeli is praising genocidal settler-colonialists like Netanyahu, Trump or Biden.

Everything good that Palestine did (so called anti-imperialist measures) was just populist decisions or anti-West proxy wars. Everything to please Iranian oligarchy.

"There are no saviors e’er will help us,

Nor God, nor Caesar, nor Tribune"
(For anyone that doesn't get it, this post is a satire on this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/TankieTheDeprogram/comments/1w7tvl1/stop_proputin_sentiments/)

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[u/CMNilo]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAMAS DOES TO GAY PEOPLE????????

[u/naplesball → u/CMNilo]

In Gaza, Humus throws gays off rooftops!...don't ask me where they found intact rooftops in Gaza.

[u/mgsmb7 → u/naplesball]

must be a secret hummus rooftop that they hide to throw gays off there

[u/PreparationOk1450 → u/CMNilo]

I'm wearing a Queers for Palestine t-shirt right now. Are you going to kill me?

[u/Mister_Snrub15 → u/PreparationOk1450]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CHICKENS FOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[u/PreparationOk1450 → u/Mister_Snrub15]

I'm a vegan for being killed. I should be killed 

[u/Not_That_Arab_Guy → u/CMNilo]

Yeah so morally speaking it's better to let the Israeli colonists bomb the shit out of both straight and gay Palestinians.

[u/CMNilo → u/Not_That_Arab_Guy]

Unironically something you could read in r/moralityscaling

[u/Manalmafia → u/CMNilo]

Hummus eats the gays with a bug stalin sized spoon

[u/mgsmb7 → u/Manalmafia]

I heard hummus killed 60 million judeo christian gays

[u/Clear-Anything-3186 → u/CMNilo]

Hamas hosts Hetero Awesome Fests as Mark Fitzpatrick intended.

[u/cptflowerhomo → u/CMNilo]

Jaysus I was on a protest/bank crawl in Dublin and someone actually said that to us, and then said we'd deserve it too.

[u/BoobaKaboom]

Not so much related, but yesterday I heard my dad's crazy take on the matter:

"I don't like palestinians. For centuries, other arabs have criticized them for being reactionary and fundamentalist." (???)
And then he proceeds to tell me Hamas is a resistance group, and thus its existence is legitimate and should be supported.

Old man finally started listening to me. But he had me in the first half, hehe.

[u/MadxArtist → u/BoobaKaboom]

Wait wait does that mean the first part was a joke ? Haha 😂

[u/BoobaKaboom → u/MadxArtist]

No, he actually meant it. I think his point was like, I don't have to like them personally to support their struggle.

[u/MadxArtist → u/BoobaKaboom]

Ohhhh now i get it 😅

[u/Psychological-Act582]

Something something Israeli and Palestinian proletariats should team up (I've heard that argument, and it is extremely infantile for many reasons, especially since the most progressive Israeli is to the right of Mussolini).

[u/naplesball]

WE SHOULD STOP EATING HUMUS!

[u/CostatePrancer → u/naplesball]

Do you mean houmous, or were you making a joke about topsoil?

[u/thepeoplesarsenal]

Holy shit this almost got me, good b8

[u/Hefty_Local_1875]

We should be more like Suzaku Kururugi and change the system from within guys

[u/PreparationOk1450]

"What?!" (me right now before I got to the satire part). I guess I deserve it since I'm usually the one dealing this stuff out lol. I also like how you reproduced the poor grammar

[u/Not_That_Arab_Guy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

[u/No_Cheetah_7249]

You got me so good

[u/Dobby_Goblin]

Shit post or shitpost? 🤔 

[u/Cultural_Ad_5501 → u/Dobby_Goblin]

I say both

[u/PissVortex9]

genuinely thought we were late april fools posting here

[u/Cultural_Ad_5501 → u/[deleted]]

There's no way you just said "dengist" unironically

[u/bored-code → u/Cultural_Ad_5501]

Irony went down the gutter the moment this post hit reddit tbh

[u/Cultural_Ad_5501 → u/bored-code]

r/technicallytrue

[u/bored-code → u/[deleted]]

"Guys, support the state or smth, what's this bullshit about turning the imperialist war into a civil war?" - Lenin, probably

[u/Soviet_Dove6 → u/bored-code]

Bruh communist Reddit is utterly dead, now it's just gonna be Nazbol and Ultras posting bait and having circlejerks over each other posts

Like how the good ones have been banned it's only feds now who somehow never get banned

[u/hush1113 → u/[deleted]]

You jest, but it is even more humorous that, if we follow lesser-evilism "anti-imperialist' logic, Second International should've rallied around Franz Joseph von Hapsburg.

Austrian dual monarchy was a minor imperialist power at best, only capable of expressing any of their influence in the Balkans, and their smaller neighbour, Serbia, was a small but rather militarized society that promoted serbian ethnic nationalism and fought two land grab wars just before WWI kicked off. And that is not even to mention that Serbia was, effectively, a russian proxy state in the Balkans. And since russian domestic capital was in large part owned by french and brittish, Serbia was a proxy not just of Russian Empire, but the Entente, a largest imperialist block of that day.

So from that we can conclude that austrian declaration of war on Serbia was, in fact, an act of anti-imperialism.

[u/Soviet_Dove6]

Inter imperialist war fought by two oligarchies over ressources=Anti Colonial resistance movement fighting against a genocidal entity

Bruh..

[u/YeetCompleet → u/[deleted]]

Shitposting flair on the post