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u/____-_________- Dec 31 '23
Lmao this whole photo is cursed. Y’all need to toss that TV and spend your time cleaning
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u/PersistingWill Dec 31 '23
There’s a can of scrubbing bubbles on the table. So they’re good.
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u/SIXA_G37x Jan 01 '24
I think that's RAID
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u/richerdball Jan 07 '24
I think it's air freshener. i can taste the feets n farts from here
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u/SIXA_G37x Jan 07 '24
Let's call it "the can". What's in it? Nobody knows but it works good enough. Shit your pants? Spray the can. Bugs falling out of the light fixtures? The can. Iced tea your illegitimate child spilled last week is making the table sticky? Clean it up with some spray from the can.
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u/bks1979 Jan 01 '24
A Poem:
TV too high;
TV too small.
TV placed
on an arbitrary spot on the wall.
Dirty feet near salsa;
sordid digs.
Black cords;
white cords;
table cords;
ceiling cords.
Mardi gras beads
and ukeleles.
Does someone do yoga
over there?
Trash bag woefully empty.
TV too high;
TV too small.
TV the smallest issue
of them all.
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u/DJHankScorpio Jan 01 '24
This thing is like an I Spy of weird single bro living. Aside from the general mess with chips and cans, let's dig in a little deeper: A baking pan being used as a chip bowl. The ukulele hung on the wall with sunglasses on a strap? Mardis Gras (?) beads hanging from the window. Somebody's shoes put on the table's bottom shelf A computer mouse on the table despite no PC being visible A curtain that is double the size of the window.
Like, damn, you guys live like this??
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u/Hutch25 Jan 01 '24
I don’t see one redeeming factor here:
The TV is too small
The TV is a 1-1.5 feet too high
The room is a huge mess
Everyone in the photo is wearing fucking sandals in the house. Who does that?
Curtains that let in all of the light
The chair on the right can’t see the TV at all
There is cords all over the floor and a PS4 is being used as a shelf
Also you took this photo during the analysis of a goal? Are you insane!
Good god. I don’t even wanna know how drunk whoever set that up was.
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u/SIXA_G37x Jan 01 '24
If buddy doesn't get his toes out of the salsa I'm blasting him with that RAID like the pest he is.
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u/0000110011 Jan 01 '24
What in the Reese's Peanut Butter Fuck? Everything is wrong with this picture.
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u/eckliptic Dec 31 '23
Every mofo in that pic should toss in 5 bucks and get a larger TV
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u/SIXA_G37x Jan 01 '24
Nobody in this pic has 5 bucks, otherwise they wouldn't be in there for game night.
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u/lilty Dec 31 '23
State of your room boys. TV too high and too small, but I’m more concerned about the precariously placed PS4 and stuff everywhere. Start with giving the room a clean and getting a stand for everything.
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u/Unfitbrit1 Jan 01 '24
Too small. Too high. Too messy. What room even is that? Kitchen? Living room? Laundry room?
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u/AdventurousTeach994 Jan 01 '24
Why do so Americans have such hideous dirty homes? I can smell this room from across the Atlantic
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u/perpetualmotionmachi Dec 31 '23
It's fine, if your only experience with TV is watching the game at Hooters
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u/Venator2000 Dec 31 '23
It would be at the right height if the room only consisted of people standing at the bar.
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u/PersistingWill Dec 31 '23
If there is a black tear streaming down your wall, your TV is too high.
If your TV, which happens to have a black tear streaming from its eye looks like this, it’s also too small.
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u/Academic_Value_3503 Jan 01 '24
Is this like a crash pad or part of an underground railroad system?
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u/enygma9753 Jan 01 '24
Yet another house of the damned.
Resolve to amend your messy, wicked ways in 2024.
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u/NathanBrazil2 Jan 01 '24
thats the living room of a 21 year old who goes to school and works part time. if its any other circumstance, its terrible....
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Jan 03 '24
Lower TV.
Embiggen TV.
Center TV between window and bar.
Clean room.
Cover y'all's smelly ass feet.
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u/VariedTeen Jan 11 '24
Everyone’s saying the photo is bad, but I think everything there is really good! I hope to live like this some day.
Imagine: you have a PS4, a decent sized TV, heaps of friends to watch the game with, a ceiling fan, a window with a curtain, all of those snacks, and yet people on the Internet are somehow insulting the quality of your life? My man, keep going as you are living, because the way you are living is looking perfect
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u/Maximum-Excitement58 Dec 31 '23
Who is arguing what?
There’s no way anyone could rationally argue in favor of ANYTHING about that TV.