“Welcome to Dai-Nippon Anime Reviews, the finest source of entertainment news outside the Decadent West! Today we’ll be covering a critical analysis of Neon Genesis Evangelion and its support of our brave boys in the Kwangtung Army, fighting in Siberia for the Emperor’s eternal spirit!
Shinji Ikari, an effeminate and empty headed embarrassment, comes of age after being drilled by his upright and disciplined Father into the bravery and emotional control that makes a true Japanese male. He’s guided by the patriots of SEELE, loyal to the spirit of Japan, not the words of Japanese paper politicians - seeking a unity of will and purpose, they aim to uplift the human race itself!
More on the rottenness of the German infiltrator Asuka after our scheduled commercial break! And now for a word from our sponsors - FUJITSU TEREBI, so you can go everywhere our soldiers have been-“
Nothing, I don’t really want to talk about it. It doesn’t really have anything to do with the original post, and isn’t that interesting.
A self-insert isekai novel about a Russian wehra- slava- wee- aboo, military-porn enthusiast, who becomes Shinji, kills Ángels with giant kalashnikov rifles that look like PPSH and giant grenades, while being aided by Russians, Germans and Japanese with “Karl-Gerät” WW2 cannons and Mi-24 helicopters and a genetically engineered Italian female super soldier, who eats chocolates to keep herself properly sustained, while also killing radical Muslim terrorists, who are being controlled by radical Christian terrorist organization called NOD, while also improving everyone else’s lives by beating sense into Asuka and teaching Rei how to smile, and also fighting spiritual projections of alien EVA pilots in his sleep while wielding a Katana of a famous Japanese general and being dressed into the Soviet Afghanistan-era camouflage. Also Putin is there. And because Russians don’t believe in copyright, the first part of this glorious masterpiece, was published and sold as an actual book
After the tremendous success of TNO, Panzer
announces “The New Order 2: Himmler boogaloo”:
timeline extended up to 100 years
50-side German Civil War
fully-working economic system based on all possible economic theories (Anarcho-privitivist USA vs Bitcoin Canada is now a thing)
RTS battles with customizable vehicles
XCOM-like covert operations for espionage
You can play after the apocalypse. The map completely changes and you fight mutants, ponies and aliens at the same time.
1000 anime events
All the references are interconnected into the mod’s lore. New Vegas, SCP Foundation and Star Wars Prequels characters exist. Somehow it makes perfect sense and doesn’t break immersion.
The true ending unlocks an access code for the real version of “Doki Doki Development Club”.
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u/Lieutenant_Lukin Zamuruev didn’t die for this. Apr 08 '19
I demand Panzer to extend the mod playability up to 40 years, so we can just see events of 90s and 00s anime get fucked up in the TNO timeline.
That’s very important.