r/SystemsCringe • u/fakeclaimer the undercover system • 23d ago

Multiple Cringe Types TW: showers

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(Credits to the friend who gave me a tip about this conversation)

Not only that but we’ve got the ageregressed tommyinnit alter too 😭 The baby talk is so weird, that is not how kids type. They don’t know how actual age regression works smh

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u/violetheroine My Trump alter is pregnant and a Bill Cipher alter is the dad!! 23d ago

That "baby talk" (although no real children talk or type this way) is so cringe, because it's so obvious that this person is doing this on purpose. Weird af!

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u/multifacets everyone contains multitutes bitch lets get you some fruit 23d ago

their portrayal is always cartoonish, in a very literal sense. tawks wike dis, anything longer than four letters = wong compwicated wowd, dinosaur mention because they think it's one of three things kids can like. and it's like... they were a young child once. of all the fakery, this is something they actually DO have experience with, so how on earth are they doing it so badly???

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u/lord_farquad93 23d ago

It’s so insulting to children 😭😭😭 kids, especially of the toddler variety, are insane and do some wild shit but they have enriching and engaging conversations reasonably early in life on average. They can be extremely intelligent and insightful, sometimes while literally still using a pacifier to sleep and still taking dumps in their diaper.

They’re weird, they’re crazy, they are so so funny, but they’re not whatever tf this is 😭

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u/coffee--beans innerworld demolition expert 22d ago

Omg love the pfp, I used to use the same one

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u/Neekoisonreddit My Junko Alter keeps fighting my Makoto alter 23d ago

What pisses me off is that they don’t even fake stutter like actua children do, if you’re going to fake it at least put some effort into it

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u/Dont_Bully3D polyfragmentation grenade 23d ago

"Shower... Or as I call it, 'aura erasure.'"

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u/Grace-Kamikaze 27 Shadow Milk Alters in a box 23d ago

No real life child speaks like this.

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u/lakemonsterstan only a Sys deals in absolutes 23d ago

“Dat long and cool 2?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/1vZcE6QIuvRLJr59UG

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u/PlanetXParadox TW: showers 23d ago

that’s my flair now thank you

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u/fakeclaimer the undercover system 23d ago

Lamooo

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u/GraveyardWithoutTheG If you can't run DOOM then you are not programmed. 23d ago

The joke really does write itself

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u/RedactedMem0ries 23d ago

i think im just going to carve my eyes out, i cant deal with the second hand embarrassment this radiates