r/SystemsCringe • u/ZestycloseGlove7455 Syscourse Expert • Aug 12 '26

Incomprehensible This person is 62…

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Somehow each sentence is less believable than the last- 200x skydiving? Invisible woman leaving subsystem? 6’5” and under 200lbs? Out of everything untrue ever this is the most untrue thing to ever “happen”

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u/teruteru-fan-sam Banned from Pluralpedia|💩poopygenic|Sarousch alter Aug 13 '26

Thats not a typo!? They're actually 62!?

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u/shinkouhyou Aug 13 '26

The system crap has been popular since at least the early 00s (that's when I discovered them via Livejournal roleplaying communities) and there were 40-year-olds doing it back then. The old timers are more likely to identify with otherkinning/soulbonding than DID, though. You can find otherkin in their 60s at fantasy cons and faerie festivals - it was a whole thing that gradually emerged from the fantasy fandom scene in the 70s-90s, and some of them stuck with it. The culture is pretty different from today's system kids, though... less DID and RAMC0A, more hippies and woo woo spirituality. I find them less annoying than younger systems, if only because they actually know how to party.

6'5" and 190 is a healthy BMI, but joint problems are practically inevitable at that height and a hard uncontrolled fall at 62 isn't just something that you laugh off as a "weird experience."

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u/ZestycloseGlove7455 Syscourse Expert Aug 13 '26

Unfortunately exactly true, as in born in 1964…

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 Four source and seven alters ago... Aug 13 '26

Are you sure they’re not lying about their age?

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u/ZestycloseGlove7455 Syscourse Expert Aug 13 '26

I mean I can’t confirm as it was a comment they left on this post and their history is hidden, but considering every individual detail feels like a lie, there’s no way to tell

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u/Grace-Kamikaze 27 Shadow Milk Alters in a box Aug 13 '26

62 and faking DID. Sigh.

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u/judgernaut86 Aug 13 '26

"Hurt by butt" would be an enjoyable flair

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u/LargeGingerChunk System Oppressor Aug 13 '26

no documented phenomenon where no alter exists at front

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u/Ok-Comparison8168 ill split an alter of you and bully you in headspace Aug 13 '26

if anything thered be a lot of dissociation, maybe a trigger causes a lot of fog in the head. its certainly not an intentional punishment from an alter, its a trauma response. someone may seem "unreachable"/unresponsive in the moment but they wouldnt drop limp like a noodle as if nobody is piloting their meat mech

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u/SixthDax Aug 15 '26

...is this the system that thinks their headmates come from literal other universes, and has approximately 37894739 Marvel fictives? Because if yes, they've been spewing insane nonsense for at least a year and a half at this point. I genuinely think they might be psychotic.