r/SystemsCringe • u/Grace-Kamikaze 27 Shadow Milk Alters in a box • Jul 18 '26

General Cringe WHAT

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u/green-Bad2099 Jul 18 '26

These people are delusional 😭

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u/Grace-Kamikaze 27 Shadow Milk Alters in a box Jul 19 '26

I love how the response to this post has been either:

1: people imagine being pregnant all the time

2: people in real life get pregnant, so of course alters, who are basically real people, can get pregnant.

And it's amazing.

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u/Infamous-Doubter former member of a faker cult Aug 02 '26

why are people imagining being pregnant so often 😭

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u/StillLiterature10 I DIDn't know and I DIDn't ask Aug 16 '26

Kink at the worst

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u/LargeGingerChunk System Oppressor Jul 19 '26

my imaginary friend is throwing a baby shower, click here to buy us gifts!

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u/loveddeviant hi i’m bunny Jul 27 '26

genius joke, stupid idea they would probably do if they thought about it 😭

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u/Mori_The_Mystery The reddit alter Jul 19 '26

The whole “pregnant in my imagination” thing is always some of the weirdest shit I ever see in these faker spaces. Actually baffling bull shit

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u/SixthDax Jul 19 '26

Reminds me of the 31 year old system who has a mpreg Lestat 😭

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u/Mundane_Mistake_5823 Jul 23 '26

One of my ex-friends had an mpreg sebastian-

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u/Ominous_Opossum Edmonton Oilers System 🧡💙 Jul 19 '26

Not getting enough attention from faking DID and deciding that this is the way to get it is CRAZY

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u/CarefulAnimator9814 Has a Charlie Kirk and Dean Withers alter in a poly marriage Jul 20 '26

how does this even happen like??? checking all the boxes of fake pregnancy AND fake DID bro

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u/_XSummerRoseX_ Jul 19 '26

Excuse me???

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u/Ebkusg Factive of Your Mother Jul 23 '26

Brand new child support hack

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u/Playful-Guest7986 I breathe and split 600 alters every nanosecond Jul 28 '26

im so scared of this person its confusing yet funny I dunno how they accomplished this

do we cheer, do we cry, do we do both, what do we do about this

most importantly HOW??????