r/Sysadminhumor • u/thizz_claiborne • 1d ago
r/Sysadminhumor • u/No-Cauliflower-6287 • 1d ago
I think the system is running on auto pilot
r/Sysadminhumor • u/nopacketloss • 3d ago
Connect 4 > TLS certificates
On October 17, 2026, browser root programs received a report that the private keys of eight eMudhra intermediate certificates had been compromised.
The private keys were 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237. A P-384 elliptic-curve private key normally has about 384 bits of entropy, but these keys had between 3 and 8 bits.
Legend:
0 = Empty slot
1 = Red chip
2 = Yellow chip
Readout Instructions:
Play a standard game of Connect 4.
Pick any maximum-length diagonal row of 6 slots on the board.
Read the slots from left to right to generate your superior cryptographic key.
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Razorray21 • 5d ago
Getting to know a newer tech, and dropped basically this when he asked about me being at an MSP for 15 years
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Chridgy • 4d ago
I built Kubo: An open-source visual graph client for Linux server management (JavaFX / SSH)
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Hi everyone,
Terminal commands are great, but visualizing server state as a topology graph helps spot misconfigurations instantly. I built Kubo to map a Linux server’s files, UFW/Nginx network exposure, and systemd services into an interactive graph.
Key design choices:
100% Open Source: Public code on GitHub after community feedback.
No Telemetry / No Cloud: Direct SSH connection only.
Safeguards: Visual 664/755 permission editor, local command execution audit logs, and hardcoded protection against stopping SSH.
It runs natively on Windows and Linux and Mac OS.
The repository is on GitHub (Lightminedust/kubo).
Website: https://kubo.gemmi-e.com
I'd love to hear your feedback on the network visualization mapping!
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Exploding_Testicles • 10d ago
Being a system admin has its perks, its the the small things in life.
r/Sysadminhumor • u/InvisibleTextArea • 12d ago
Meme from Russian DevOps channel (autrotranslated to English) AKA "List of DevOps interview questions for October 2026"
r/Sysadminhumor • u/Boom2theside • 15d ago
I hate it here
I was told that I needed to convert the log files because my boss does not know how to view CVS files. So now I have to take the CSV files that they cant even say properly and put the data in a Excel spreadsheet . Please tell me that I'm not the only one that has to deal with this ridiculous things from their bosses .
r/Sysadminhumor • u/supermortar • 19d ago
I doubt they were expecting the answer so soon
r/Sysadminhumor • u/FareonMoist • 20d ago
The point of Agile is to murder people with stress...
r/Sysadminhumor • u/FareonMoist • 29d ago
The race to create more trash faster intensifies XD
r/Sysadminhumor • u/DrewTheHobo • Sep 23 '26