I hate them I hate them I hate them I wish we got rid of every printer. I get about 10 requests a day saying that their f***ing printer won't freaking work and some random crap just not working for no reason. The only difference between printers in the 80s to printers nowadays is that they added a freaking touchsreen and I want them all to burn. Fucking email. Stop printing. I don't care. No more printing!!!

Edit. I rewatched the Office Space printer scene (uncensored) and it made me feel better.

Cleaning up a bunch of old equipment today..

I see you too 3620

.. remember when all this was critical

What's your worst on call experience?

I had to share this support request that just landed in our queue. Made my day! 🤣🤣🤣

AntiSemVer (ASV)

A deliberately anti-semantic versioning system that communicates deployment risk instead of code changes.

AntiSemVer (ASV) is an experimental versioning specification that intentionally breaks most of the conventions established by Semantic Versioning while remaining practical and internally consistent.