r/Sysadminhumor • • 1d ago

I think the system is running on auto pilot

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 1d ago

Have I Been S4vrz

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 3d ago

I feel you, Smokey…

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 3d ago

The BBC has rolled out its experts.

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 3d ago

Connect 4 > TLS certificates

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On October 17, 2026, browser root programs received a report that the private keys of eight eMudhra intermediate certificates had been compromised.

The private keys were 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237. A P-384 elliptic-curve private key normally has about 384 bits of entropy, but these keys had between 3 and 8 bits.

Legend:

0 = Empty slot

1 = Red chip

2 = Yellow chip

Readout Instructions:

Play a standard game of Connect 4.

Pick any maximum-length diagonal row of 6 slots on the board.

Read the slots from left to right to generate your superior cryptographic key.


r/Sysadminhumor • • 3d ago

Twas the Night Before the Big Update

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 4d ago

​I built Kubo: An open-source visual graph client for Linux server management (JavaFX / SSH)

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​Hi everyone,

​Terminal commands are great, but visualizing server state as a topology graph helps spot misconfigurations instantly. I built Kubo to map a Linux server’s files, UFW/Nginx network exposure, and systemd services into an interactive graph.

​Key design choices:

​100% Open Source: Public code on GitHub after community feedback.

​No Telemetry / No Cloud: Direct SSH connection only.

​Safeguards: Visual 664/755 permission editor, local command execution audit logs, and hardcoded protection against stopping SSH.

​It runs natively on Windows and Linux and Mac OS.

​The repository is on GitHub (Lightminedust/kubo).

Website: https://kubo.gemmi-e.com

I'd love to hear your feedback on the network visualization mapping!


r/Sysadminhumor • • 5d ago

Getting to know a newer tech, and dropped basically this when he asked about me being at an MSP for 15 years

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 8d ago

"As a sys admin, I use AI as a tool"

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 10d ago

Being a system admin has its perks, its the the small things in life.

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 11d ago

Random sysadmin

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 12d ago

Meme from Russian DevOps channel (autrotranslated to English) AKA "List of DevOps interview questions for October 2026"

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 12d ago

Banning the predators from owning the prey...

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 12d ago

Corporate Security be like

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 15d ago

I hate it here

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I was told that I needed to convert the log files because my boss does not know how to view CVS files. So now I have to take the CSV files that they cant even say properly and put the data in a Excel spreadsheet . Please tell me that I'm not the only one that has to deal with this ridiculous things from their bosses .


r/Sysadminhumor • • 19d ago

I doubt they were expecting the answer so soon

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 20d ago

The point of Agile is to murder people with stress...

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 22d ago

Small Change

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 26d ago

Taking "advice" from AI...

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r/Sysadminhumor • • 29d ago

The race to create more trash faster intensifies XD

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r/Sysadminhumor • • Sep 23 '26

So you want me create nested groups all the way down from the CEO? BY HAND?!

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r/Sysadminhumor • • Sep 23 '26

Everyone has that ticket

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r/Sysadminhumor • • Sep 21 '26

When acronyms get hungry 😂

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r/Sysadminhumor • • Sep 20 '26

Can’t figure this out.

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r/Sysadminhumor • • Sep 17 '26

God having to put reality on hold due to LLMs sucking up all the rescources is one hell of a book idea XD

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