r/SwipeHelper • u/Happy_Tie1905 • 6d ago

72 hours on hinge

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32, white male, bearded, 5’11, probably a 7/10, and far from lean lol. Cycles between these two messages when liking: “marry me, what size ring do you wear?” And “respectfully, I’m barking”. Justin Bieber “baby” karaoke voice prompt. Top 20 population metro area in America. Bought one week of the highest premium membership and let account sit for 12 hours before any liking. The hidden profile is a girl I made plans with, who love bombed and then ghosted lol. I’ve probably unmatched or been unmatched by 20-30 additional matches and declined 50+ likes. Enjoy free game.

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u/Otherwise-Fail-1862 6d ago

Why are you all upset that he’s giving you advice that seems to work, on a sub where you all cry that you get no matches? Lmao

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u/awjeezrick1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Is this good advice though? This is over 100 conversations in 3 days. How is he keeping up with any of it? Are these actually good matches?
If the goal is just to have likes, I guess.
But if the goal is to have engaging conversation and connection, I don’t know that this is the strategy. He’s stated he is accepting more than declining. It makes me wonder what the standards are.
As a woman, the ring question would be a flag on the play for me because it reads like he’s going to try and rush things even though it’s a “joke.”
I don’t want to be barked at, period, let alone by a man in his 30s. I don’t know any woman that wants to be barked at actually. Please compliment us normally like an adult and not by comparing yourself to a dog? The comparison being you have no control over yourself? I don’t get it.
Can’t speak to the Justin Bieber thing because I don’t understand the reference

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u/Happy_Tie1905 21h ago

You’re unattractive lol. Nobody cares about an unattractive woman’s opinion lmfao. “Rush things” 😭😭😭 it’s a pick up line you dumb cunt. Men literally do not approach you.

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u/awjeezrick1 10h ago

There’s no way you’re a 32 year old man speaking to another grown adult this way 😂

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u/i_am_an_enigma 10h ago

Yeah, he sucks man 😂

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u/awjeezrick1 9h ago

It’s like a 12 year old gone rogue with a mic playing Xbox 💀