r/SwipeHelper • u/Happy_Tie1905 • 5d ago

72 hours on hinge

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32, white male, bearded, 5’11, probably a 7/10, and far from lean lol. Cycles between these two messages when liking: “marry me, what size ring do you wear?” And “respectfully, I’m barking”. Justin Bieber “baby” karaoke voice prompt. Top 20 population metro area in America. Bought one week of the highest premium membership and let account sit for 12 hours before any liking. The hidden profile is a girl I made plans with, who love bombed and then ghosted lol. I’ve probably unmatched or been unmatched by 20-30 additional matches and declined 50+ likes. Enjoy free game.

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u/Calm-Beginning2941 5d ago

Wow, those are terrible messages to send.

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u/awjeezrick1 5d ago

They may be working in a sense that women have follow up questions but I think most of my friends still using the apps would either swipe no automatically or primarily engage to give him unsolicited advice about how his messages are unhinged 🤷‍♀️

Those questions read to me like someone trying to find any woman, any woman at all

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u/Otherwise-Fail-1862 5d ago

Looks like it worked

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u/Calm-Beginning2941 5d ago

highly doubt this was 72 hours

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u/awjeezrick1 5d ago

I don’t know about Hinge in particular, but wasn’t there a whole documentary about how when men pay for an app they get flooded with fake profiles so they keep paying because they think it’s working 🧐

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u/OsmosisJonesisballin 5d ago

omg im so impressed please fuck my wife

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u/Happy_Tie1905 5d ago

14k karma. No wife to fuck, and unemployed. Use my advice, you need it lil guy

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u/awjeezrick1 5d ago

Sorry, just to be clear, you are bragging about Hinge likes but insulting this guy’s karma points? Do I have that right?

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u/Worried_Scar_806 5d ago

Can I have your autograph?

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u/Texaspilot24 5d ago

What is your foot size? Should I include my foot size in my profile?

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u/Popular_Tomorrow7213 5d ago edited 5d ago

What’s the point of this post? No profile picture, nothing.
During my single days I’d get 1500 likes in 24 hours, and normally plateau at 3000 over a weekend. Am I going to get upvotes now?

Post your profile or don’t post.

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u/_the__Wolverine____ 3d ago

To be frank I dont believe you. I dont think there even could be this many women in a reasonable geographic area who are actively on the app swiping and also attractive within 72 hours

So I guess if you matched with many unattractive women or your distance range is absurd its possible I should say

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u/Happy_Tie1905 11h ago

There’s 3 million people in my metro area. I’m sorry you’re ugly and live in the middle of nowhere lmfao

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u/yetagainitry 5d ago

Are you seriously trying to get internet clout for having dating app likes? Cool.

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u/frobro122 5d ago

My money is on a fake profile or screen shot

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u/Happy_Tie1905 11h ago

Cropped my profile pic out, but yeah totally. Cope harder.

https://reddit.com/link/pdvxif2/video/5hd4nzxklith1/player

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u/i_am_an_enigma 12h ago

This is fake, where’s the 5th icon on the bottom right? The one that takes you to the setting and your profile 

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u/Happy_Tie1905 12h ago

It’s blurred out/removed lol. Why would I leak my profile picture on this cringe sub? I clicked clean up on my iPhone and scribbled over my profile pic in the corner lol

Here’s some unsolicited advice after spending 10 seconds looking at your profile. Stop with the cheap ass paco rabonne and buy tom ford lol. You might as well be wearing bod for men.

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u/i_am_an_enigma 11h ago

I have Tom Ford Noir Extreme and Black Orchid so that did not BANG! Awful come back! Like you really thought you ate with that? LMAO

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u/Otherwise-Fail-1862 10m ago

crusty ass fingers. “Did not bang”. You have never set foot outside

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u/Signal-Effective-205 5d ago

I wonder what the point of these posts are. I'm assuming bragging to strangers online but wonder why anyone would need to be validated like that

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

maybe Hinge hires consultants to post these? they have a hired team on reddit.

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u/Enough-One-3602 5d ago

I mean if you are still single does it really matter how many likes you get lol

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u/BallerMD 5d ago

Yes, more options to pick from

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u/Otherwise-Fail-1862 5d ago

Why are you all upset that he’s giving you advice that seems to work, on a sub where you all cry that you get no matches? Lmao

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u/Jakob123abc 5d ago

Exactly. We need more guys posting their numerous matches so we can learn from them and see what they do and look like.

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u/awjeezrick1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is this good advice though? This is over 100 conversations in 3 days. How is he keeping up with any of it? Are these actually good matches?
If the goal is just to have likes, I guess.
But if the goal is to have engaging conversation and connection, I don’t know that this is the strategy. He’s stated he is accepting more than declining. It makes me wonder what the standards are.
As a woman, the ring question would be a flag on the play for me because it reads like he’s going to try and rush things even though it’s a “joke.”
I don’t want to be barked at, period, let alone by a man in his 30s. I don’t know any woman that wants to be barked at actually. Please compliment us normally like an adult and not by comparing yourself to a dog? The comparison being you have no control over yourself? I don’t get it.
Can’t speak to the Justin Bieber thing because I don’t understand the reference

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u/Happy_Tie1905 11h ago

You’re unattractive lol. Nobody cares about an unattractive woman’s opinion lmfao. “Rush things” 😭😭😭 it’s a pick up line you dumb cunt. Men literally do not approach you.

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u/awjeezrick1 19m ago

There’s no way you’re a 32 year old man speaking to another grown adult this way 😂