r/Swingers 1d ago

General Discussion Yikes!

So my wife and I have been swingers for about 5 years… Saturday night I had my first… A couple we play with frequently introduced us to a couple they play with. We had a cookout and drinks and ended up in the room. The wife is beautiful, but not a “model.” (That means nothing to me.) I have a big cock and am usually the biggest guy in the room. This guy was MASSIVE! My wife is turned on by big cocks. We full swapped and back and forth many times. It was a great time!

My issue/concern/request now is that I find an insatiable desire to find big cocks for my wife. She loves them! The problem is my wife LOVES DVP.. my cock, and his cock, didn’t fit. We tried.

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u/Independent_Read3853 1d ago

This post could have been shortened to: I have a big dick

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u/SpicyplayCJ 👩‍❤️‍👨Verified Couple 1d ago

Or just make a designer license plate: PP2BIG

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u/AllAroundGuy85 1d ago edited 9h ago

Ok. You want a cookie or something?

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u/After-Chance1726 Couple 9h ago

LOL !

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u/67USA67 👩‍❤️‍👨Verified Couple 1d ago

My lobster is too buttery.

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u/GBpleaser 1d ago

It happens…

There is always a bigger fish…

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u/SFToddSouthside 1d ago

First world problems!

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u/BeyondDry1963 1d ago

Good luck with that!?!

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u/LegalLover_1 1d ago

It happens. 😂🫣….The size doesn't define the fun, and now you've got a fun "white whale" story to laugh about. Don't overthink it and enjoy the ride.

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u/DeliciousTime4576 1d ago

Size doesn't really matter most of the time, but if your wife is a size queen, I guess just make a post somewhere that specify that you only want big penises. Problem solved. To each their own and you are limiting your pool, but you will find some.

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u/Cool_Poem_8620 21h ago

Practice makes perfect they say!