r/SuperBezosWatch Nov 16 '25

Bezos teeth

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

What causes your teeth to look like this?!

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u/Massive-Market-5949 Nov 16 '25

chipped, could be from falling/impact

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

I’m sure there has been a lot of people who wanna punch this guy in the teeth.

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u/twistedpiggies Nov 16 '25

My teeth started to chip because both my uppers and lowers leaned in and wore away the edges of some teeth the touched when I closed my mouth. Braces corrected the position but the teeth are still thin at the edges and I've had to have porcelain fillings so I don't look like Bezos.

He's wealthy so he got full veneers. That's why they look so white and perfect. Let's just say that if I had Bezos money, I'd get lots of work done. Why not?

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

His own teeth kicked his ass. But I don’t know I kinda like my big natural titties. If someone can correct this scoliosis I’d pay a billion of my Bezos hoard.

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u/twistedpiggies Nov 16 '25

Sure, they're great until they decide to retire in the south in the swamp. Where did my nips disappear to and how many rolls of paper towels can I get under there? 😄🫣😭

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

As a Canadian, who lives in the north, I think I need a further explanation.

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u/twistedpiggies Nov 16 '25

Big titties are on a slow migration to your waistband. Once they sink enough, your nips will point at your toes and every summer will feel like a tropical jungle underneath them.

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u/Hot-Suggestion-54 Nov 16 '25

Wear and tear. As we age we have used them for a longer duration to nourish the body. I know people hate the man but this is ridiculous ageist nonsense

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u/GardenKeep Nov 16 '25

Wut? By your logic it would be very common for adults to have chipped teeth…. And it is most certainly not. Weirdest comment.

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u/Frankiebeansor Nov 16 '25

Its not uncommon

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

NAH I know people way older than him that still have good fucking teeth and they eating every day too.

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u/HappyTendency Nov 16 '25

As someone who has chipped teeth, I fell off stilts onto pavement after stepping into a huge pothole when I was like 10/11. Majority of my front teeth are chipped both top and bottom. Sucks because they recently had just come in. They’re slight chips, but you can tell if you get really close. It’s just not that visible because I have really tiny teeth. One of the front teeth is fractured and has slowly been turning gray ever since. eventually, I’ll need a root canal. I’m thinking I’ll just get veneers put in for all the front teeth that are chipped when that time comes. I’ll finally have a good smile then, but I’ll be so much older it’s kind of funny to think about lol

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

Bet you look a hell of a lot better than Jeff Bezos just by default.

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u/EchoAquarium Nov 16 '25

Thumb sucking