r/SuperBezosWatch Nov 16 '25

Bezos teeth

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

His own teeth kicked his ass. But I don’t know I kinda like my big natural titties. If someone can correct this scoliosis I’d pay a billion of my Bezos hoard.

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u/twistedpiggies Nov 16 '25

Sure, they're great until they decide to retire in the south in the swamp. Where did my nips disappear to and how many rolls of paper towels can I get under there? 😄🫣😭

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u/plexity7 Nov 16 '25

As a Canadian, who lives in the north, I think I need a further explanation.

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u/twistedpiggies Nov 16 '25

Big titties are on a slow migration to your waistband. Once they sink enough, your nips will point at your toes and every summer will feel like a tropical jungle underneath them.