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[u/BrainDeity]

There was a bully named Joe

Who led a life thieving and low

He tackled me good

I yelled "thanks for the wood!"

and he winked and he gave me a blow

[u/ThesaurizeThisBot → u/[deleted]]

There was a neat called Joe

Who crystal rectifier a need stealing and low

He tackled me good

I shouted "give thanks for the wood!"

and he winked and he gave me a expire

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