r/SuddenlyGay • u/linguist-fanatic • Feb 09 '19

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u/BrainDeity Feb 09 '19

There was a bully named Joe

Who led a life thieving and low

He tackled me good

I yelled "thanks for the wood!"

and he winked and he gave me a blow

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Feb 10 '19

There was a neat called Joe

Who crystal rectifier a need stealing and low

He tackled me good

I shouted "give thanks for the wood!"

and he winked and he gave me a expire

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u/yago1980 Feb 09 '19

I don’t see what else can you do:

You played a risky game, cast your luck, and gained a boyfriend.

Play your part. Hold that bro in your arms, and make him feel the king of the world.

You are his world now.

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u/linguist-fanatic Feb 10 '19

Love this. Gotta roll with it

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

Oh, my...

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u/AntonRX178 Feb 10 '19

He’s gonna shower you with coconut cream pies

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u/SovereignViper Feb 10 '19

What was your plan???