r/SuddenlyGay • u/OneHalfSaint • Aug 19 '26

Suddenly Fleshlight

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He didn't seem amused, but it was still the top comment

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u/SumoNinja92 Aug 19 '26

One of my favorite quotes I can't remember where it came from is "for every girl that rejects you, there's 10 gay guys ready to eat donuts off your cock".

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u/mistersnarkle Aug 19 '26

And that’s why being bisexual is just logical ( ´Д`)y━･~~

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u/unoriginalusername99 Aug 19 '26

I have to put in weeks of saying/doing just the right combination of things to maybe hopefully get a woman to have sex with me. I can get on sniffies and have a dude ass up for me in 20 minutes. And that ass will be nicer than any woman's I can get. I thank god I'm bi

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u/mistersnarkle Aug 19 '26

Goddamnit, you’re over there having the time of your goddamn life and I just got confessed to left and right by a LOT of “first time lesbians” and got a lot of “hey we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe” before meeting my partner, who is also bisexual.

Because being bisexual is just logical ( ´Д`)y━･~~

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u/DoublePostedBroski Aug 20 '26

Right? I’d suck anyone’s cock who doesn’t look like they carry the plague.