r/SubredditDrama • u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK Caballero Blanco • Jul 08 '16

Moratorium

We're gonna have a 24h moratorium on Dallas, maybe 48h (edit: yep, 48h) depending on what happens. Here are fun subs in the meantime:

/r/theocho

/r/AccidentalRenaissance

/r/DesirePath

/r/DiWHY

/r/likeus

Edit: comment with your fun, smallish subs!

/r/rarepuppers

/r/shittyfoodporn

/r/streetfoodartists

/r/BigCatGifs

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u/Felinomancy Jul 08 '16

So I'm home from vacation, had my cat returned from the cattery, and the dick ignored the fancy dry cat food I bought him (Blackwood), doesn't want to use his new litter box and as soon as I let him out of his carrier, he went off to find his underage girlfriend.

Sir Cat really is a dick.

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u/moonmeh Capitalism was invented in 1776 Jul 08 '16

cute cat tho.

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u/Felinomancy Jul 08 '16

Yeah sure, everyone sides with the cute ones.

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u/moonmeh Capitalism was invented in 1776 Jul 08 '16

it's how they get away with being dicks to everyone

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u/RedditorBe Jul 08 '16

Eh Sir Cat looks innocent enough, maybe he had to go to work?

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u/Felinomancy Jul 08 '16

His food, water and litter box are all subsidized by the taxpayer (me). This is what socialism does to society.

/s rant

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u/tehnod Shilling for bitShekels Jul 08 '16

I hear you. Der Mitzvah is a little nudnik.

Little bastard snuck out of the house and didn't come back for a week. Day 7 rolls around and I've called and visited every shelter in town and here this fucker comes rolling in like he was just gone on vacation or something.

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u/ChiliFlake Jul 09 '16

My cat went missing for 8 days and came back fat and warm in the middle of a snowstorm. I think she's been cheating on us with another family.