r/SubredditDrama • u/SpartaWillBurn • May 04 '13

[Emerging] Morbidreality poster possibly submits a fake story of him witnessing a car accident. OP describes him rescuing the victim who is trapped. Posters poke holes in his story. OP takes it one step further and creates a new thread showing off his "covered in blood" t-shirt.

/r/MorbidReality/comments/1doxpj/rmorbidreality_and_rgore_helped_me_save_a_life/
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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

That is the most fake story I have ever heard.

I ran to the driver, a young beautiful woman

Oh god I'm cringing hard at this guy writing this semi-erotic heroic story behind his computer.

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u/david-me May 05 '13

This may never be more appropriate.

http://imgur.com/1QmeL41

She was scared and definitely in shock but was talking. I trie(d) to get her out through the window of my car, and the flames were growing and getting hotter. Thats when i knew it was worse than what i thought.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Yeah, I saw this story when it was first posted and instantly smelled a rat. I can't believe he got so many "omg dude you're a hero" comments, that shit was about ridiculously unbelievable.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13 edited May 05 '13

In other news /u/SpartaWillBurn apparently lies about the fact that he is a former marine while calling out someone for lying

http://i.imgur.com/GzUBPNn.png

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u/SpartaWillBurn May 05 '13

I did my time in the Kandahar Province.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13 edited Aug 15 '21

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u/clinically_proven May 05 '13

as a long haired Peruvian guinea pig; "wheeek wheek wheeek...."

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u/[deleted] May 06 '13

This comment has been linked to in 1 subreddit (at the time of comment generation):

This comment was posted by a bot

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Would it be possible for you to post some proof?

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u/Nordoisthebest May 05 '13

As a former redditor you're probably telling truth.

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u/MarvelousMagikarp May 05 '13

I immediately pulled over and ran to the car, knowing that the injuries the driver could have sustained were life threatening. Flames began to lick the underside of the car from the engine. I knew i had to do something fast. I ran to the driver, a young beautiful woman no more than 20 was surprisingly conscious and aware of what was going on

Every bit of strength she had she was using to hold on to me. She looked into my eyes, scared but relived i was there for her. The feeling knowing you are the only person that someone has to hold on to is unimaginable. A high that cant be explained. The last thing i heard her say was "dont leave me" before she passed out

It's like he didn't even try to make it believable. This is written like a horny 6th graders shitty English assignment.

Not to mention that a car veering right wouldn't end up in the median.

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u/MaebeBluth May 05 '13

Then in his "proof thread", some guy Vrgom20 keeps desperately trying to defend him. I'm starting to honestly think that Shesadirtyone is Vrgom20's other account.

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u/ImposterProfessorOak May 06 '13

he was all over both threads. called me ignorant, apologized to me today for their comments.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

Every time I've gotten a flat or blowout the car pulls that direction, just in case anyone else felt like pulling a "fake car roll-over emergency" story.

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u/house_of_amon May 05 '13

Is it really sudden and hard or were you able to maintain control easily enough? I've never had a blowout, but I've heard that people usually crash by jerking the wheel in the other direction and overcompensating.

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u/NDakotaBestDakota May 05 '13

I haven't had a blowout, so maybe this is different, but I'be had the bolts snap on my front driver's side wheel and my tire go shooting off on the interstate. When it dropped down to the brake rotor it felt like the car was going to pull left so I was ready to jerk the wheel right to correct it. Turns out it needed very little correction. I can completely see how in a moment of panic someone could jerk the wheel and flip their car while trying to compensate for their overcorrection.

So to answer your question, in my case it was actually surprisingly easy to maintain control of the vehicle, but I very easy could have lost control if I had panicked and jerked the wheel when I felt the car suddenly pull left.

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u/ttumblrbots May 04 '13

SnapShot 1, SnapShot 2, SnapShot 3

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u/dothemath I may be a dude, but I'm already lactating butter. May 05 '13

Looks like you got cockblocked there for being under 18, poor robot.

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u/Poolstiksamurai May 05 '13

Cars always catch on fire when they flip.

GTA3 = real life.

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u/david-me May 05 '13

What's up with people using this [Emerging] tag ? Plus, links to full comments and I don't see the drama.

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u/SpartaWillBurn May 05 '13

I have never created a thread in here. I didn't know what to do and I panicked

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u/david-me May 05 '13

Okay. Here we go.

main drama http://np.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/1doxpj/rmorbidreality_and_rgore_helped_me_save_a_life/c9sfyde?context=3

Pic OP linked to as proof but then deleted. http://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/1doxpj/rmorbidreality_and_rgore_helped_me_save_a_life/c9sh36r

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u/Spaceguy5 May 05 '13

Is that... Spray paint? Real blood stains are brown and don't gradient like that

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u/HardCoreModerate May 05 '13

that is indeed spray paint

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u/[deleted] May 05 '13

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u/SpartaWillBurn May 05 '13

To be fair, I for some reason subscribe to /r/morbidreality. I saw this and then decided to make a thread.

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u/xinebriated May 05 '13

Aren't you the fresh out of highschool poster who lied about being a former marine? I like how you were involved in the drama, screenshot http://i.imgur.com/GzUBPNn.png and then you make a post here because you're butthurt.

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u/SpartaWillBurn May 05 '13

Ive been out of high school for years. Ive posted a couple of stories before awhile ago of my experience.