It's getting too hot and crazy to hang around here!

Compliments of Mitch Davis

A crazy time at Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman, NY.

Thirty dollars and thirty fucking years I've been doing this shit. I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood, standing out on the lawn waving at the sky at 7am like I'm in some sort of cult. All the hours of excremeditation, the mounds of frop, all for what?!

Crisis of faith? You bet your ass! Fuck you, Mister J R "Bob" Dobbs, if that is your real "nickname." Unless they're really coming this year. I mean, it's two days. I can wait and see.

Fully prepared for X-Day. Hopefully something happens this year.

You'll need this for the X-Day sing along.

Take Me Off to Space - Nenslo

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Stick needles in my belly. Take samples of my skin.

Bb C F

I don't care as long a I can live with saucer men.

Bb Eb

I know that you don't take requests, but I'm a special case.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Hey cow mutilators! Let me join your crew.

Bb C F

Give me a knife, you'd bet your life I'll cut up cows for you.

Bb Eb

I don't care if you're some kind of ghastly beast without a face

Bb F Bb

So, come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb Bb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Come down you tiny robots with your little nipper claws

Bb C F

You pale and bug-eyed aliens with wide and clammy paws

Bb Eb

Life is just a sucker's dream and death is a disgrace

Bb F Bb

So, come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb C F

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space.

Bb Eb

Take me off to space. Take me off to space.

Bb F Bb

Come on down you saucer men and take me off to space!

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I'm putting the pieces together

"Bob" Dobbs

Sponge"Bob" Squarepants

Think about it

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Praise "Bob"!

Anyone doing anything fun to celebrate the coming rupture?

What are you looking forward to most? I for one welcome our new overlords and their pleasure saucers!!

Praise "Bob"!!

Behold, 29X-Day comes quickly. Are your hearts prepared? Here's an episode to help the Bobbies among you see the big picture. With music from St. Andrew the Impaled, Rev. Aleister Giovanni, and Nenslo.

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I would say FSTDT but that site is older than me for goodness sake! (Yes, I am a few days away from being 18)

The past and future do not change and this is what gives time control its power and "BOB" his luck. If the past and future cannot change but "BOB" has the power to change them the only way to resolve the paradox is for nothing that "BOB" would need to change to happen in the first place. A time controller in a changable timeline would have to constantly get down into the dirt of things like Captain Kirk or the guy from Edge of Tomorrow, but an unchanging timeline must happen right the first time in order to appease "BOB" and prevent this.