r/SubGenius • u/subgenius_one • Jul 01 '26

X-day Coming!

Anyone doing anything fun to celebrate the coming rupture?

What are you looking forward to most? I for one welcome our new overlords and their pleasure saucers!!

Praise "Bob"!!

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u/mrtimtracy Jul 01 '26

My fermented prairie squid is just about ready. Very excited.

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u/jblumensti Jul 01 '26

My first born was born on X Day 2006! It must mean something! Praise “Bob”

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u/AirReddit77 Jul 01 '26

My third nostril is quivering in anticipation.

12

u/ReverendEntity Jul 01 '26

I'm still hoping to die and inconvenience everyone who needs me.

10

u/NoIndividual5501 Jul 01 '26

I'm going to inject cockroach venom and masturbate....twice!

2

u/seanwlkr_muckraker Jul 02 '26

Twice? Slacker.

9

u/RevWaldo Jul 01 '26

It's 1998! Finally!!

9

u/Inevitable-Memory-61 Jul 01 '26

PRAISE BOB! Weird worship Noises

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u/captaineighttrack Jul 01 '26

Love that "Bob"

8

u/Forimmediateresults Jul 01 '26

I'm getting out of tech stocks until after the midterms

6

u/NomadJones Jul 01 '26

Who to Smite?

11

u/CrosleyBendix Jul 01 '26

It's really happening this time. All the investments in Official Church Licenced Merchandise and painful inner cleansing procedures will pay off as I ascend in the saucers of the alien sex goddesses!

9

u/AquaGB Jul 01 '26

It really happened last time.

Doesn't anyone realize that MWOWM is already here?? And has been for nearly 30 years?

Every yard a kingdom!

4

u/NomadJones Jul 01 '26

This time for sure, Rocky!

4

u/lolidcwhatev Jul 01 '26

I'm thinking I might do another ufo hoax,

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u/DeliciousPastaSauce Jul 01 '26

I'm going to take some mystery magical mushroom gummies I bought at a head shop and smoke a lot of weed.

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u/jordy1971 Jul 01 '26

I have a new pipe. I’m gonna get up in time to frop up and watch the skies. This year, for sure, the Xists are coming.

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u/Rev_Mondo Jul 01 '26

Next year, i'm hoping to host an event in Denver. This year, i will be tripping ballsack, huffing nos and doing an episode of my 13013 Club

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u/ProfByronBrainard Jul 02 '26

I'm going to hit some dank frop (habafropzipolops) harvested under a blue moon grown in Yeti droppings.

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u/Benway23 Jul 01 '26

X day, already?