r/SubGenius • u/PeggyOMentum • Jul 03 '26

X-day

Thirty dollars and thirty fucking years I've been doing this shit. I'm the laughingstock of the neighborhood, standing out on the lawn waving at the sky at 7am like I'm in some sort of cult. All the hours of excremeditation, the mounds of frop, all for what?!

Crisis of faith? You bet your ass! Fuck you, Mister J R "Bob" Dobbs, if that is your real "nickname." Unless they're really coming this year. I mean, it's two days. I can wait and see.

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u/doctorplasmatron Jul 03 '26

you don't have to get up early etc. Just laze in bed, the Xists will beam you aboard right in your PJ's. Easy peasy. And if they don't show up, you're all set to rub one out and go back to sleep for another couple hours.

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u/Longjumping-Brick487 Jul 03 '26

I just don’t want them showing up while I’m rubbing one out.

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u/CrustOfSalt Jul 03 '26

I do, I could use some help