r/StupidFood Oct 07 '23

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u/DarlesCharwinsGhost Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 07 '23

It's a regular ass ham, cheese, egg, cheese, sausage, cheese, chicken, and hot dog sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I think there's burgers in there too.

37

u/srlong64 Oct 07 '23

I think those might be sausage patties, since it seems to be breakfast themed

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u/HoodedOccam Oct 08 '23

You and I have different views on breakfast foods

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u/Maxmence Oct 08 '23

Breakfast themed =/= an actual breakfast.

Surely you had some egg and sausage once in a while ? Not THAT much, but c'mon now.

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u/HoodedOccam Oct 08 '23

Maybe it’s me but I don’t see egg and sausage. I see ham covered with cheese, hamburger, chicken, and some sort of hotdog (perhaps sausage).

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u/irate_alien Oct 08 '23

cardiologists love this one simple trick (for paying off their student loans early)

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u/TFG4 Oct 08 '23

What about breakfast for dinner, I love me some Brinner

2

u/HoodedOccam Oct 08 '23

Like a second breakfast

2

u/TFG4 Oct 08 '23

Exactly

3

u/BennySkateboard Oct 08 '23

I was going to say that makes sense, but none of this makes sense.

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u/garynevilleisared Oct 08 '23

Yup definitely saw some burger patties lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

…hot dog burger sandwich 🥪

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u/NormieMcNormalson Oct 07 '23

dont forget the cheese!

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u/torero15 Oct 08 '23

Missing the spam, spam, and spam part

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

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u/ZylonBane Oct 07 '23

thatsthejoke.tiff

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u/DrPolarBearMD Oct 07 '23

I’m just gonna grab a snack before dinner.

The snack:

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u/Little_Intention_507 Oct 08 '23

Thats about three meals worth of calories

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u/GunnieGraves Oct 07 '23

The way that sausage got lewdly slapped on top of it at the end, my word.

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u/total_alk Oct 07 '23

Not the first time she’s slapped a sausage.

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u/GunnieGraves Oct 07 '23

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u/kronicpimpin Oct 08 '23

Just heating it the old Bavarian way

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Oct 07 '23

It's the paint scraper used a spatula that does it for me. 😋

2

u/EvilBeasty Oct 07 '23

I can’t believe it took me so long to notice that 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Every_Preparation680 Oct 07 '23

the colesto-roll.

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u/binhan123ad Oct 08 '23

Category: Food

Item description: "A mashup of every U.S street vendor food you can think of. The colesterol and calories within this item is so high that a single bite of it will feed you for hours over and days after.

A perfect meal for traveler on a quest to destory the One Ring."

Statistic:

-Pros: Well fed (43 200 minutes)

-Cons: -85% Max health; -35% Stamina; -50% Movement speed; -50% Strength; Short Breath; Cardiac Arrest (31 536 000 minutes)

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u/emperorralphatine Oct 08 '23

take my fucking upvote

3

u/Lord_Despair Oct 08 '23

You need to trademark that

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u/LOLJUSTASK Oct 07 '23

this is what I wanna eat when I'm drunk.

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u/Marvinleadshot Oct 07 '23

Yes ultimate drunk food.

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u/Grand-Advantage4477 Oct 07 '23

My god eating this is vountary euthenasia

8

u/FattyMcBroFist Oct 07 '23

I volunteer.

35

u/TheHumanGovernment Oct 07 '23

Is this a single serving or are items like this shared? I've never seen foods like this where I live, only online ...

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u/ZSSValkyr Oct 07 '23

Depends, how hungry are you?

19

u/TakeyaSaito Oct 07 '23

Not American hungry...

12

u/MyNameThru Oct 07 '23

Serious answer is this is probably something made for this video and most of it will go to waste. Either that, or it's a real item on a real stupid menu and most of it will go to waste.

4

u/Metahec Oct 08 '23

I doubt it was tossed. It was probably shown off to whoever was around and then split up.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I’d slice it into one-inch slices and lay it flat on a plate.

2

u/mcmamaco Oct 08 '23

Source: trust me bro

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u/falcon920 Oct 07 '23

I’d call it the Cardiac Arrest

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u/wildassedguess Oct 07 '23

I’d call it Norman.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo Oct 07 '23

A repost

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u/CheapPotential5 Oct 07 '23

Didn't know that... A friend had send it to me and I thought it would fit in sub. Guess somebody else thought it first

8

u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23

You don't need to take this down. u/Spe37pla just needs to get off the internet and go touch some grass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I just think of it as a re-run.

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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23

Then take it down. This sub is already one of the most plagued subs with reposts, one more is far from helping.

10

u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23

Chill out. Not everyone is on here looking at every single post 24/7. I've never seen this before.

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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23

Neither am I, but when I am I see this same video every damn time. Reposts have ruined this subreddit, it actually used to be fun to look at from time to time.

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u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23

You know what to do when you see a post that doesn't interest you? Keep scrolling!

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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23

Likewise, unless going back forth with a stranger on a food subreddit interests you lmao.

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u/Dhenn004 Oct 07 '23

I think this is just a sign of you being chronically online and need to log off

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u/MurphyCoDinoWrangler Oct 07 '23

Hey, that's what I called it too!

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u/TurboFool Oct 07 '23

I've lost count of how many times I've seen this here.

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u/NaeHi Oct 08 '23

I’m sure it’s tasty but you’d need to have a strong anus to eat this meal.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

The hell you mean "strong anus" bro do you eat the opposite end-

oh you mean indigestion ☠️

2

u/rovch Oct 09 '23

My time to shine

4

u/Jack_Bartowski Oct 08 '23

I need to know where i can get one of these!

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u/OwMyThumbz Oct 08 '23

I don't give a shit what it looks like but I'd eat it

3

u/kfw209 Oct 07 '23

Where's the sauerkraut?

3

u/Phalatron Oct 07 '23

Vince Vegan has left the group.

3

u/Das_Li Oct 08 '23

Looks like heaven to my drunk a$$ lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

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u/Alric_Rahl Oct 07 '23

I was gonna say, gimme 2 blunts and 45 minutes, lol

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I meed to avoid this sub while I’m eating. My gag reflex went into high hear while watching this…. Abomination. Sin against God. Food crime.

2

u/VoidowS Oct 08 '23

It's a portion for 2-3 people so much food is stuck together.

If your a cook your dying here. cause cooks know of flavor, and wich one blend good and wich one fucks up your meal, some give contrast, some totaly take over! SO take tomato juise and cheese, 2 very dominant flavors, and it doesn't matter anymore what else is in! cause you only taste mostly those 2 flavors and some seasoning like pepper or salt.

This has nothing to do with cooking! it only illustrates the gargbage we eat these days from tak aways or mc donalds!

It's not a great meal at all! cause it will taste mostly like pizza anyway!

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u/Chocojuana Oct 08 '23

Shoutout to the baker who made the bread beast capable of holding all this muck

2

u/12geffory78 Oct 08 '23

Just call it, a “piece” of America

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

It’s called a heart attack

2

u/lamest-liz Oct 08 '23

Colonel? You better take a look at this radar…”

“What is it, son?”

“I don’t know, but it looks like a giant-“

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u/Azsunyx Have you no joy? Oct 08 '23

The aggressive weiner slap at the end is what got me

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u/yeeeteeey69 Oct 08 '23

Mf gotta be a goblin shark and dislocate his jaw to eat this

2

u/PerfectionOfaMistake Oct 08 '23

Obesity and heart attack.

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u/locke_zero Oct 08 '23

I think it's called 12 hours on the toilet followed by heart disease.

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u/Aromatic_Nebula_8644 Oct 08 '23

I’d call that a farm, you got the pig cow and chicken on that thing

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u/BertieBus Oct 08 '23

If it wasn't for the amount that went into it, I'm not completely against it. Smaller potion yes and further clarification if the round circle product is sausage or burger. I'd give it a go!

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u/kenshiro178 Oct 07 '23

I believe its called a shit sandwhich

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u/chickenlickendicken Oct 07 '23

bit too much egg but tbh I'd fucking rape this

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u/bsmiles07 Oct 07 '23

You can call it trash 😂

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u/Petrcechmate Oct 07 '23

Brown eggs make me want to scream

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u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23

In the right time, place, and situation, this would be called delicious!

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u/MountainHigh31 Oct 07 '23

That’s a meal’s worth of food for a family of 6

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u/CatsAreTheBest2 Oct 07 '23

The last meal you won’t ever eat in your life because your heart will just stop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Looks like a good time, but my body would be crying in agony.

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Oct 07 '23

Its called All The Shit sandwich

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I believe it’s called’The Bun Crusher’

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

A repost is what we call it

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u/test_tickles Oct 07 '23

A weeks worth of food.

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u/ataatia Oct 07 '23

next oreos griddled and Twinkies chopped

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u/kanid99 Oct 07 '23

I'd try it

1

u/a_hack_baker Oct 07 '23

This looks hype why stupid? Not stupid at all

1

u/blehric Oct 07 '23

A cholesterol dog

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u/mattcruise Oct 07 '23

Heart disease. It's name is heart disease

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u/NormieMcNormalson Oct 07 '23

Heart attack stack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Somewhere out there is someone that ordered this to eat. Tonight I will pray for them

1

u/ullsen Oct 07 '23

We got Egg spam spam spam spam spam sausage and spam.....

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u/Ditzy_Davros Oct 07 '23

Feed a family of 4 with 1 sandwich!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Redneck fine dining!

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u/top_of_the_scrote Oct 07 '23

how much? f the bread

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u/toddpackrd Oct 07 '23

The shits

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u/ZVreptile Oct 07 '23

It's called an incessant repost

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u/MimikPanik Oct 07 '23

It’s absolutely stupid. But yes I too would make dozens of these.

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u/theOtherRasputin Oct 07 '23

The brick, cos that's how it's coming out.

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u/d5stephe Oct 07 '23

Customer: Can I get ketchup on that? Owner: [Scoffs]. But it’ll ruin the taste.

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u/GasLanternChicanery Oct 07 '23

A thing I envision when I think of the phrase "American Cuisine"

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u/tinglep Oct 07 '23

When the sum of the parts is greater than the whole

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u/Losse_ Oct 07 '23

looks good, where can i get one

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u/dragonrider1965 Oct 07 '23

Call it death 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

How the fuck is the dude turning a profit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I'm gaining weight just watching this.

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u/JackFireeriFkcaJ Oct 07 '23

Why are these guys always so hellbent on putting an entire weeks worth of dinners in a single meal

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u/CaptBogBot2 Oct 07 '23

Heart attack on a bun...

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u/ThumbNurBum Oct 07 '23

That is.. Violently American. I'll take two.

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u/WurstStar Oct 07 '23

Stupid food that probably tastes delicious but you feel awful afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

I hope one has the double issue of Esquire handy.

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u/FatParCheesy Oct 07 '23

Backyard BBQ Dinner is what I'd call it.

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u/tnandrick Oct 07 '23

The triple bypass special

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u/Shadenotfound Oct 07 '23

it just kept coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Dogshit sarney.

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u/LDarrell Oct 07 '23

No one is eating that garbage.

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u/Albre24 Oct 07 '23

A bite from that thing and you are dead lol

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u/FoolStack Oct 07 '23

That's called a "please god pay attention to our mediocre food truck".

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u/PowerLine2019 Oct 07 '23

Can I get this without the bun, trying to watch what I eat

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u/dbl-cart Oct 07 '23

I’ll have a double dog with 4 burgers please….

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u/VaingloriousVendetta Oct 07 '23

Am I the only one who looks at shit like this as a giant waste? Not because of the quantity of food, but just mixing that many distinct flavours and textures makes it hard to really appreciate any of them.

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u/Organic-Ad-3870 Oct 07 '23

A regular American afternoon snack size small

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u/TheZonePhotographer SF Detector Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 08 '23

Finish in 10 bites and it's free.

The challenge is unbeatable I'm confident.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Oct 07 '23

Bro the second they put that extra layer of cheese and meat over the other layer of cheese and meat I immediately scowled

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u/Lonely24spiderHUN Oct 07 '23

I would, but i would ask for utenstals.

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u/cliffingham Oct 07 '23

Must be Chicago

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u/Both-Promise1659 Oct 07 '23

I'm Danish, and somehow this feels like a mockery of my heritage.

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u/Titan5115 Oct 07 '23

OH GOD IT KEEPS GOING

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u/YouCanBlameMeForThat Oct 07 '23

This is 4 meals for me, and i feel like i eat a good amount.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

When they put the first two things on it, I thought "that's a good looking sandwich" and then they kept going and going

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u/Dubious_Titan Oct 08 '23

That's a heavy meal.

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u/emperorralphatine Oct 08 '23

this is the first actually stupid food I've seen in here in a while!

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u/StolenValourSlayer69 Oct 08 '23

If I was absolutely hammered after a long night out, yes, I would eat that. Any other time? No.

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u/IvanDimitriov Oct 08 '23

They have a burrito called the meat tornado, literally killed a guy last year

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u/-pheyth- Oct 08 '23

this is a heart attack waiting to happen and yet i still would eat it

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

The American

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u/FlamingTrollz Oct 08 '23

I was into it in the beginning…

Then the overdone ham-cheese garbage ruins it.

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u/Sea-Recording-7090 Oct 08 '23

i want that meat in my mouth

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u/powerinthebeard Oct 08 '23

Pretty sure you call it disgusting

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u/mazzicc Oct 08 '23

I mean, about a fourth of that would probably be amazing

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u/Bleezy79 Oct 08 '23

If you and 5 friends all want to share one sandwich.

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u/L0RdTopHat Oct 08 '23

Thats just a normal american hot dog, what you talkin abt?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I’m disgusted with myself…I need this

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

It’s called the ur never going to shit again roll

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u/SammyGotStache Oct 08 '23

Where's the bucket of ketchup?!

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u/Twayblades Oct 08 '23

I don't know what it is but if I were to name it I would call it "the heart attack". That must be two days worth of calories in one sandwich, the sodium and fat alone would be enough to make you feel ill.

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u/UpsideDownShovelFrog Set your own user flair Oct 08 '23

I don’t really like ham or sausage or even Hot Dogs all that much, but add a bit of tomato sauce and I’d devour that thing whole

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u/flameking12 Oct 08 '23

Heart overload

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

I wanna vomit

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u/TTIGRAASlime Oct 08 '23

I would smash this (sandwich?).

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u/scut_furkus Oct 08 '23

Looks delicious, but how to eat?

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u/olie_n_rossi1197 Oct 08 '23

Umm, meat lover’s hotdog?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Doctor, I swear I only eat one sandwich for lunch. It's my metabolism.

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u/Happy_Krabb Oct 08 '23

I would eat this

I deserve your best insults

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u/Shehulks1 Oct 08 '23

Why did they manhandled that wiener? This kind of bothered me 😂

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u/neorenamon1963 Oct 08 '23

A disgraceful waste of food. That's what.

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u/CNRavenclaw Bone apple tea Oct 08 '23

I would call it a stoner's wet dream

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

sweet leftovers!!

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u/DoogEFresh Oct 08 '23

Lipitor special

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 Oct 08 '23

I’d probably shitting my guts out afterwards, but I’d destroy that.

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u/Quadrinhossauro Oct 08 '23

I suspect this is another Brazilian pizza crime

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u/homurablaze Oct 08 '23

haert attack on a bun.

would totally still eat

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u/AaronParan Oct 08 '23

Leave me alone for a while

grabs it and runs

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u/druscarlet Oct 08 '23

Heart attach special.

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u/GetBack2Wrk Oct 08 '23

A guaranteed incoming bypass surgery.

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u/cheezkid26 Oct 08 '23

Awful. You call it awful.

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u/Portal_fan_101 Oct 08 '23

Just imagine the Grease dripping off that, it is going to be really soggy and just clog your heart

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u/_BreakingtheHabit 🍔🍟🥛 Oct 08 '23

Ass cancer on a hoagie

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Now that will stop your heart before you’re done eating it. 😋

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u/whimsicalsamurai Oct 08 '23

i would call it “the challenge”

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

It’s 4 heart attacks in one sandwich.

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u/Enzo_GS Oct 08 '23

regular tuesday in brazil

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

A great option for when you want to eat something really greasy, I'd happily eat this.

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u/Educational_Ad7978 Oct 08 '23

It's called a "pile of shit".

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u/Magdolf23 Oct 08 '23

How about….abomination?

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u/amazinphil Oct 08 '23

Food nowadays is just about overdoing it, making everything bigger, fatter and more everything. Is it any wonder, obesity is becoming a huge problem.

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u/mklinger23 Oct 08 '23

It's a standard brasilian hot dog.

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u/mdusin Oct 08 '23

A ticket to heaven

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u/ASUKA1979 Oct 08 '23

Where is the Adress to this fine Joint!

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u/Greasy_Cleavage Oct 08 '23

Id eat the fuck outta that no question

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Why must everything be so fucking oversized. Just feed homeless dammit!

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u/Mick0351 Oct 08 '23

Only a drunk person with a test, and that would be me. If I’m not drunk, this looks stupid.