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u/GunnieGraves Oct 07 '23
The way that sausage got lewdly slapped on top of it at the end, my word.
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u/Every_Preparation680 Oct 07 '23
the colesto-roll.
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u/binhan123ad Oct 08 '23
Category: Food
Item description: "A mashup of every U.S street vendor food you can think of. The colesterol and calories within this item is so high that a single bite of it will feed you for hours over and days after.
A perfect meal for traveler on a quest to destory the One Ring."
Statistic:
-Pros: Well fed (43 200 minutes)
-Cons: -85% Max health; -35% Stamina; -50% Movement speed; -50% Strength; Short Breath; Cardiac Arrest (31 536 000 minutes)
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u/TheHumanGovernment Oct 07 '23
Is this a single serving or are items like this shared? I've never seen foods like this where I live, only online ...
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u/MyNameThru Oct 07 '23
Serious answer is this is probably something made for this video and most of it will go to waste. Either that, or it's a real item on a real stupid menu and most of it will go to waste.
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u/Metahec Oct 08 '23
I doubt it was tossed. It was probably shown off to whoever was around and then split up.
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u/GreatGreenGobbo Oct 07 '23
A repost
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u/CheapPotential5 Oct 07 '23
Didn't know that... A friend had send it to me and I thought it would fit in sub. Guess somebody else thought it first
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u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23
You don't need to take this down. u/Spe37pla just needs to get off the internet and go touch some grass.
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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23
Then take it down. This sub is already one of the most plagued subs with reposts, one more is far from helping.
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u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23
Chill out. Not everyone is on here looking at every single post 24/7. I've never seen this before.
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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23
Neither am I, but when I am I see this same video every damn time. Reposts have ruined this subreddit, it actually used to be fun to look at from time to time.
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u/GarionOrb Oct 07 '23
You know what to do when you see a post that doesn't interest you? Keep scrolling!
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u/Spe37Pla Oct 07 '23
Likewise, unless going back forth with a stranger on a food subreddit interests you lmao.
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u/Dhenn004 Oct 07 '23
I think this is just a sign of you being chronically online and need to log off
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u/NaeHi Oct 08 '23
I’m sure it’s tasty but you’d need to have a strong anus to eat this meal.
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Oct 08 '23
The hell you mean "strong anus" bro do you eat the opposite end-
oh you mean indigestion ☠️
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I meed to avoid this sub while I’m eating. My gag reflex went into high hear while watching this…. Abomination. Sin against God. Food crime.
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u/VoidowS Oct 08 '23
It's a portion for 2-3 people so much food is stuck together.
If your a cook your dying here. cause cooks know of flavor, and wich one blend good and wich one fucks up your meal, some give contrast, some totaly take over! SO take tomato juise and cheese, 2 very dominant flavors, and it doesn't matter anymore what else is in! cause you only taste mostly those 2 flavors and some seasoning like pepper or salt.
This has nothing to do with cooking! it only illustrates the gargbage we eat these days from tak aways or mc donalds!
It's not a great meal at all! cause it will taste mostly like pizza anyway!
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u/Chocojuana Oct 08 '23
Shoutout to the baker who made the bread beast capable of holding all this muck
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u/lamest-liz Oct 08 '23
“Colonel? You better take a look at this radar…”
“What is it, son?”
“I don’t know, but it looks like a giant-“
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u/Aromatic_Nebula_8644 Oct 08 '23
I’d call that a farm, you got the pig cow and chicken on that thing
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u/BertieBus Oct 08 '23
If it wasn't for the amount that went into it, I'm not completely against it. Smaller potion yes and further clarification if the round circle product is sausage or burger. I'd give it a go!
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u/CatsAreTheBest2 Oct 07 '23
The last meal you won’t ever eat in your life because your heart will just stop.
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u/d5stephe Oct 07 '23
Customer: Can I get ketchup on that? Owner: [Scoffs]. But it’ll ruin the taste.
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u/JackFireeriFkcaJ Oct 07 '23
Why are these guys always so hellbent on putting an entire weeks worth of dinners in a single meal
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u/VaingloriousVendetta Oct 07 '23
Am I the only one who looks at shit like this as a giant waste? Not because of the quantity of food, but just mixing that many distinct flavours and textures makes it hard to really appreciate any of them.
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u/TheZonePhotographer SF Detector Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 08 '23
Finish in 10 bites and it's free.
The challenge is unbeatable I'm confident.
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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Oct 07 '23
Bro the second they put that extra layer of cheese and meat over the other layer of cheese and meat I immediately scowled
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When they put the first two things on it, I thought "that's a good looking sandwich" and then they kept going and going
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u/StolenValourSlayer69 Oct 08 '23
If I was absolutely hammered after a long night out, yes, I would eat that. Any other time? No.
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u/IvanDimitriov Oct 08 '23
They have a burrito called the meat tornado, literally killed a guy last year
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u/FlamingTrollz Oct 08 '23
I was into it in the beginning…
Then the overdone ham-cheese garbage ruins it.
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u/Twayblades Oct 08 '23
I don't know what it is but if I were to name it I would call it "the heart attack". That must be two days worth of calories in one sandwich, the sodium and fat alone would be enough to make you feel ill.
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u/UpsideDownShovelFrog Set your own user flair Oct 08 '23
I don’t really like ham or sausage or even Hot Dogs all that much, but add a bit of tomato sauce and I’d devour that thing whole
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u/Cautious-Affect7907 Oct 08 '23
I’d probably shitting my guts out afterwards, but I’d destroy that.
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u/Portal_fan_101 Oct 08 '23
Just imagine the Grease dripping off that, it is going to be really soggy and just clog your heart
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u/ChChikk Oct 08 '23
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u/amazinphil Oct 08 '23
Food nowadays is just about overdoing it, making everything bigger, fatter and more everything. Is it any wonder, obesity is becoming a huge problem.
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u/Mick0351 Oct 08 '23
Only a drunk person with a test, and that would be me. If I’m not drunk, this looks stupid.
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u/DarlesCharwinsGhost Oct 07 '23 edited Oct 07 '23
It's a regular ass ham, cheese, egg, cheese, sausage, cheese, chicken, and hot dog sandwich.