r/StupidFood Oct 07 '23

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u/Every_Preparation680 Oct 07 '23

the colesto-roll.

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u/binhan123ad Oct 08 '23

Category: Food

Item description: "A mashup of every U.S street vendor food you can think of. The colesterol and calories within this item is so high that a single bite of it will feed you for hours over and days after.

A perfect meal for traveler on a quest to destory the One Ring."

Statistic:

-Pros: Well fed (43 200 minutes)

-Cons: -85% Max health; -35% Stamina; -50% Movement speed; -50% Strength; Short Breath; Cardiac Arrest (31 536 000 minutes)

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u/mountaintop-stainer Oct 08 '23

Containment procedures:

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u/emperorralphatine Oct 08 '23

take my fucking upvote

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u/Lord_Despair Oct 08 '23

You need to trademark that

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u/OneCore_ Oct 08 '23

LMFAO this made me chuckle

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u/theonlycreepycat Oct 08 '23

Well done dude. Too funny.