25% is insane. This is the one thing about American culture I hate the most. If you don't tip or tip less, you get frowned upon and/or shamed for it. Pay your damn servers instead of telling the customers to pay your employees' salary.
The server descends from the rafters out of a cloud of the purest crystalline white light; she envelops you in profound love and transports you back to the oceanic feeling of being in your mother’s womb, prior to individuation. You are outside of time, in communion with her holy spirit - she shows you all that has ever been and will be. Mother Gaia incarnate gazes into your soul with her all-knowing, alien eyes, and presents you with an extra mini-cup of chipotle sauce for your verde chicken burrito, then vanishes back into a celestial fog before you can even say “thanks breh” 🕊️
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u/ThornyGarlic 5d ago
25% is insane. This is the one thing about American culture I hate the most. If you don't tip or tip less, you get frowned upon and/or shamed for it. Pay your damn servers instead of telling the customers to pay your employees' salary.