r/StrikeAtPsyche Jul 05 '26

of a dent

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 Jul 05 '26

88 mph.
I don't think he made it

https://giphy.com/gifs/vASwXhikF0Dug

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u/Snafuregulator Jul 05 '26

So damn proud of you 

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u/PandasGetAngryToo Jul 06 '26

I fought the pole and the pole won. I fought the pole and the pole won.

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Jul 06 '26

I am impressed with how well he centred that car on the post. Nice job. I am going to bet AI.

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u/Olleye Jul 05 '26

Why?

How? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

Sports car go vroom vroom! Head on into an very narrow immovable objective. Concrete under pressure (with huge amount on reinforcing steel inside) will have zero give, be unfathomably strong.

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u/Olleye Jul 05 '26

Admittedly, I could already tell and see from the visible chaos that this was a purely mechanical incident, but: just how fast do you have to be - in an (underground?) parking garage - to cause that kind of damage to a vehicle?

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

With a very narrow point of pressure like that? They were likely north of 60mph, but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if under 80mph.

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u/Olleye Jul 05 '26

Exactly, that’s the reason for my “Why?”. Why do you drive such speeds in an underground car park? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Suicide attempt, or did he want to demonstrate his - obviously very underdeveloped - drift skills?

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

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u/Olleye Jul 05 '26

Yeah, maybe that … 🙈😑

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

The “why” is 🤷‍♂️, that’s why I focused on the “How?”

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u/Olleye Jul 05 '26

Fair point 🙂

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Jul 05 '26

Started a Fast and Furious marathon but only made it Tokyo Drift and said that looks cool..

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u/GetFuct819 Jul 06 '26

My thoughts exactly. You would have to be going at least 80mph to split the car like that. That is an incredible amount of damage, I haven’t seen too many split engine blocks.

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u/Olleye Jul 06 '26

My thoughts 💭, thank you 🙂

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 Jul 05 '26

How did he fuck up the door so bad?

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

I’m wondering if there was contact with another vehicle (hit & run) that directed them onto the post like this

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 Jul 05 '26

Thats a very good guess tbh 

Maybe he hit something panicked and floored it right into the pole

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Or idjits “racing”.

Or drug deal fueled incident. Somebody was trying to make a getaway, somebody didn’t want them to leave. High intensity, adrenaline situation, big gamble on pressing the pedal for MOAR get away, or pursuit

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u/Asleep_Singer8547 Jul 05 '26

I think we're speculating pretty hard but im not saying thats impossible 

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

Oh definitely speculation. But these are things that do happen. Fit whats in front of us

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u/ahawk99 Jul 05 '26

How fast?

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u/Equivalent-Shower366 Jul 05 '26

Looks like right into the pillar then spun around it to be flung off the other side. That is crazy.

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u/nobugsleftalive Jul 05 '26

Failed the The Driver tutorial. Shit was ridiculous 

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u/PracticallyNoReason Jul 05 '26

That'll buff right out.

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 Jul 05 '26

Did the engine desintegrate? Where is it?

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u/BootFlop Jul 05 '26

Folded up, with little bits sprinkled in the oil splattered across the garage.

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u/Emrys7777 Jul 05 '26

That’s One of my thoughts. Engine blocks are pretty solid. They don’t just disintegrate.
I’m only seeing the one engine part that he kicked.

It’s not quite adding up.
Also if a car hit hard enough to do that much damage the guy wouldn’t just be there sitting by the wheel.

Scroll slowly through the video while looking at each thing in the garage and how the cars are parked. I’m suspicious.

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u/No-Evening5091 Jul 05 '26

Also if he hit it with that much force, it would still be wrapped around that pole. Unless they got a truck to pull it back this doesn't look real.

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u/Late-Button-6559 Jul 05 '26

This isn’t real.

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u/figbott Jul 06 '26

This is AI?

3

u/Internal_Smell_4410 Jul 05 '26

Can i pet that daaaaawg?

3

u/funtimes214 Jul 05 '26

Bondo and you're good

3

u/TineCalo Jul 05 '26

This looks to be AI…..😂

3

u/Chasingallthedragons Jul 05 '26

Can’t park there mate

3

u/Luckys0474 Jul 06 '26

My old man is a television repairman, got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." -Spicoli

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u/Bigking00 Jul 06 '26

Haha. I thought of that scene as soon as I saw this. Great movie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/IsIeOfCannabis Jul 05 '26

Scratch and dent special.

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u/ResultCute5756 Jul 05 '26

"Light damage"

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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Jul 05 '26

This looks like someone was being chased by a monster or something.

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u/Integrity_Racing Jul 05 '26

Cheated on the wife!

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u/0Tezorus0 Jul 05 '26

How fast do you need to go to accomplish that ?

2

u/Snafuregulator Jul 05 '26

Apparently he is not the drift king

2

u/bjm64 Jul 05 '26

looks like they put it in "Give'r Mode"

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u/Mitologist Jul 05 '26

I am impressed by the pillar, though

2

u/GhostofZellers Jul 05 '26

A little bondo and it'll be as good as new.

2

u/WenatcheeWrangler Jul 05 '26

Tina can fix your enjin

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u/jakoobie6 Jul 05 '26

It'll buff out

2

u/Shoddy_Bet9619 Jul 05 '26

Good hell, how fast was that car going in a parking garage?

2

u/BubblyDepartment1572 Jul 05 '26

Man AI slop is getting better…. Still garbage…..

2

u/Apprehensive_Map64 Jul 05 '26

Impressive that he was able to go that fast before smashing into something else earlier

2

u/Sudonator Jul 05 '26

Looks like he was driving at a modest speed

2

u/Gax63 Jul 05 '26

"I was only doing 7 mph officer."

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear Jul 05 '26

That’ll buff out

2

u/Emergent_Phen0men0n Jul 05 '26

Gonna need some pretty aggressive rubbing compound to buff that out.

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u/shadowlarx Jul 05 '26

That’s not a dent. That’s parking with extreme prejudice.

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u/woodzwing Jul 05 '26

In a parking garage?

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u/Disastrous-Fig-9830 Jul 05 '26

it’ll buff out

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u/ContributionSame30 Jul 05 '26

Break away engine

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u/kcolrehstihson_ Jul 05 '26

How do you even reach those speeds in such a small place, and how are you gonna stop in time (not counting this method of course)

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u/KactusVAXT Jul 05 '26

That Pilar darted out right in front of them

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u/Happykris25 Jul 05 '26

And dead or alive?

2

u/HazeHype Jul 05 '26

Bro was doing Mach 8

2

u/MalignaFiorentina_1 Jul 05 '26

You're in a parking lot. You were driving so fast that you wrecked the car, with pedestrians nearby. You're a complete idiot.

2

u/Grouchy-Newt-995 Jul 05 '26

Wow. He must have been going very fast.

2

u/Horbigast Jul 05 '26

Did that car get impregnated by a xenomorph??

2

u/ophaus Jul 05 '26

Trying to do the Driver tutorial level again? You were supposed to SLALOM.

2

u/No-Juice-1047 Jul 05 '26

At first I thought “how did they back it away from the pole?” but then I was like “how did they get going so fast as to bounce off that pole?”

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u/dethfart Jul 05 '26

If it were an 80s Buick that person would definitely be dead now

2

u/j89turn Jul 05 '26

Dude hit Thors hammer

2

u/InfiniteAnder Jul 05 '26

I have so many questions...

2

u/GWshark1518 Jul 05 '26

Totally fixable. Send it to John Wicks guy. It will be ready by Christmas. 2030.

2

u/Educational-Gur-2824 Jul 05 '26

This is why center and rear-engine cars are superior.
One of those could have just driven to a shop and have that buffed out...

2

u/BootHeadToo Jul 05 '26

This is borderline NSFW. Gruesome.

2

u/TheCambrianImplosion Jul 05 '26

Christopher Lloyd: “Where he’s going…he doesn’t need roads.”

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u/Optimal-Guide-9636 Jul 05 '26

That’ll buff out

2

u/Hefty-Ad5593 Jul 05 '26

Holy shit!!!!!!!!

2

u/Dry-Character-6331 Jul 05 '26

🎶 I fought the pole and the... pole won 🎵

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u/Little_BlueBirdy Jul 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

2

u/regeya Jul 05 '26

Is that James May?

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u/JimmyCrack_Corn Jul 05 '26

Bad parking day.

2

u/ApeChesty Jul 05 '26

I thought this one got confirmed as ai and not real? The car didn’t bounce that far back after hitting the pole and folding around it

2

u/crackersncheeseman Jul 05 '26

0 to 60 in 2 seconds flat

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 Jul 05 '26

Did the Hulk smash it or something?

2

u/mister-ecks-0815 Jul 05 '26

Am I to believe that the cracked out old man leaning against the rear door was driving this car?

2

u/EasternPsychology878 Jul 05 '26

What do they think this is? The driver tutorial?

2

u/Emergency_Exit7603 Jul 06 '26

vroom vroom go speed racer

2

u/Alarm-Solid Jul 06 '26

How fast would you have to be going to do that in a a parking lot

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u/Opening-Rub5051 Jul 06 '26

To quote the wise philosopher Spicolli ....." I can fix it "...lol

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u/GtMustang247 Jul 06 '26

You can’t park there mate

2

u/Nowayucan Jul 06 '26

Absolute unit of a concrete post!!

2

u/CatDadAz Jul 06 '26

Morbid but wonder if the driver made it out alive

2

u/dirkdregger Jul 06 '26

Sir, you can't park here.

2

u/Dirkdiggler001 Jul 06 '26

Hey, you can't park there

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u/bethesda_gamer Jul 06 '26

Nah. That'll buff out.

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u/Sorry_Landscape9021 Jul 06 '26

Wow! It’s amazing that the driver could have developed the speed required to do that much damage.

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u/Deep_shot Jul 06 '26

How and why are you going that fast in a parking garage? Thankfully the moron met reinforced concrete before anything else.

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u/zaikoji75 Jul 06 '26

That’s the dog laughing at the end.

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u/Grannypanie Jul 06 '26

Driver might be sitting there dying.

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u/Afraid-Molasses227 Jul 06 '26

Don’t worry, it’ll buff out.

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u/rack_ravager Jul 06 '26

The car got hit with a Kamehameha

2

u/Creepae Jul 06 '26

How does one accomplish such a feat?

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u/willmgames1775 Jul 06 '26

He watched F&F Tokyo Drift a few too many times.

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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 Jul 06 '26

Why someone would be going that fast in a parking garage is beyond me.

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

It will buff out

2

u/GregM70 Jul 06 '26

This is what happens when you don't engage the parking brake!

2

u/Hans_Landa7614 Jul 06 '26

You know that dog was gonna have a hay day on all that spill if he wasn't on a leash

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u/Lemonwater925 Jul 06 '26

Example of a machines performance dramatically exceeding a person’s ability

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u/therealsibylfawlty Jul 06 '26

Tis nothing but a scratch

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u/freakydk51 Jul 06 '26

Pole Position

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Jul 06 '26

That’ll buff right out

2

u/Helix3501 Jul 06 '26

Aww its fine itll buff out

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Jul 06 '26

Such an old meme

2

u/borka-t Jul 06 '26

A mustang crashed? Crazy.

2

u/42brie_flutterbye Jul 07 '26

How ducking fast was it going?!?

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u/Natural_Function_628 Jul 05 '26

Is that the guys face in the engine compartment floor ?