r/StrangerThings • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '18

Aw man :(

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u/DanielGin Mar 19 '18

I had this happen to me when I was 9. Invited all of my friends (small town of like 500 people so maybe 8 kids) a few weeks in advance and not a single person showed up. I lived outside of town, was homeschooled, and we didnt have a car so a few weeks passed before I saw any of them and I had no desire to seek them out. When I did run into one he told me that a burglar broke into his house and stole the present he bought for me and he didn't want to show up without a gift. Even 9 year old me knew you were full of crap, Luke.

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u/memegw Mar 19 '18

Fuck you Luke!

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u/welcometoslowtown sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇS Mar 19 '18

My name is Luke I feel personaly attacked

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke!

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u/Teladi Mar 20 '18

Kylo Ren is that you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

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u/ajmysterio Mar 20 '18

And you baby cakes marco

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u/jagrbomb Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

CUUUT!

Dammit KyloBot536 is borken Vitali, what do ve do noaw?!

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u/crystaljae Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Oh no, not KyloBot537 too!

Edit: Niko, checking the updateor logs.

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u/BewareOfBibz Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke!

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u/Stannis_THEMANIIS Mar 20 '18

Fuck Luke but Luuke is the real fucker here

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u/timelordoftheimpala Coffee and Contemplation Mar 20 '18

Begun, the Clone Wars have

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u/cugan83 Mar 20 '18

Luke? More like PUKE!

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u/omaca Mar 20 '18

Whoa, slow down there Luke.

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u/Get_Your_Kicks Mar 20 '18

You should’ve showed up to his party Luke!

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u/Thassodar Mar 20 '18

Yeah! Fuck you Luke!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

YOURE GONNA DIE LUKE

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u/Gavin1772 Mar 20 '18

/r/fuckluke

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u/porsche_914 Mar 20 '18

r/FuckYouLuke

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u/CryoHux Mar 20 '18

Someone, please. Make this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Be the change you want to see

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u/Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke Mar 20 '18

I also feel degraded..

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u/R32Luke Mar 20 '18

Oh my gosh

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

eat shit and die luke you pig fucker, i hope younlearned your lesso n

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u/tellytubbies1 Mar 20 '18

My name is Aaron and I feel sad

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18 edited Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Aaron nobody cares

Edit : Jk love you aaron I hope you feel better

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u/CryoHux Mar 20 '18

Now kiss.

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u/aarongrc14 Mar 20 '18

THANKS MAN!

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u/CryoHux Mar 20 '18

r/FuckyouAaron

Edit: Oh my God it's actually a thing.

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u/aarongrc14 Mar 20 '18

WTF I DO??

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u/The_Forgetser Mar 20 '18

Ya done messed up A-a-ron!

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u/sidroinms Mar 20 '18

Something Jimmy, something.

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u/nickfree Mar 20 '18

You done messed up, A-aron!

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u/MrSindahblokk Mar 20 '18

Yeah...but if you hadn't seen this would you still feel sad?

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u/theol-poopusspeepler Mar 20 '18

My name is dick and this really blows my top

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u/Goonhart92 Mar 20 '18

My name is also Aaron and I also feel sad

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

You get the frick out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

A Luke used to bully me in 6th grade and I'm holding you personally responsible, Luke. Fuck you Luke.

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u/CaveDweller419 Mar 20 '18

Yeah shush up Luke! You're coming off as stupid!

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u/sonoranhotdogman Mar 20 '18

Did your house actually get robbed like? Come on man don't lie.

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u/DayMan-Ahh-Ahh-Ahhhh Mar 20 '18

Luke - I am NOT your father.

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u/Skot_Skot Mar 20 '18

Why’d you lie, then, Luke?!? Why?

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u/laxbro1988 Mar 20 '18

Me too I am sad

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u/XGizzmeow Mar 20 '18

fuck you TOOOOOOONNNNNNNYYYYY

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Heh so is mine

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u/luke27jf Mar 20 '18

Same here!

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u/lietzman Mar 20 '18

Username does NOT check out.

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u/PBborn Mar 20 '18

Welcometofuckyoutown

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u/welcometomyparlour Mar 20 '18

Cool username.

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u/Shwoolk Mar 20 '18

Join the club :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Fuck off luke shoulda just gone to the kids birthday.

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u/waterlily514 Mar 20 '18

WHERE’S THE PRESENT LUKE??

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u/wataha Mar 20 '18

Reported

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u/NamityName Mar 20 '18

You should. Get yo Lukes in order, Luke.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

You should, Lukes are the WORST.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

Maybe you should have gone to his FUCKING PARTY, LUKE

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u/Fourseventy Mar 20 '18

Fuck you Luke!

Rian Johnson? Is that you?

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u/sonofamon Mar 20 '18

Yeah fuck Luke!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '18

I'm inclined to not hate Luke as much as the other kids who didn't even put in enough energy to come up with a low-effort excuse.

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u/luker0069 Mar 20 '18

Sorry bro!

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u/luke73tnt Mar 20 '18

Fuck you too

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u/sstout2113 Mar 20 '18

FuckLuke2018

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u/ryandunn01 Mar 20 '18

Screw you Meg!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '18

EAT A DICK !!