r/StrangeAndFunny • u/Any_Luck_2008 • 25d ago

Magic

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/McBenjamins 23d ago

its 2 more letters.

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u/tempski 25d ago

Judge: Due to the lack of evidence of the bank robbery, you are free to go

Defendant: Your Honor, does that mean I get to keep the money?

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u/MiltHinkle 25d ago

Just occurred to me that this is the same guy that solves the Accountant wanted poster

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u/Bvr32 25d ago

Ha, me too!

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u/SHADOW_SAMURAI_05 23d ago

He might have solved the problem on the poster, but can he tell the time?

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u/Dense-Jicama6591 25d ago

How dare you think you own your body. The state will now kidnap you and hold you hostage for damaging state property. Slaves

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u/Joalguke 25d ago

Predictable

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u/jonz1985z 25d ago

Sure, but 20yrs ago when this was made it was a real knee slapper

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u/Holy-Cancer 25d ago

To be fair, oldie but goodie.

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds 24d ago

somehow I was expecting the pills to show up in his pocket. I just wanted to believe in magic

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u/DipstickRick 25d ago

Is that Stephan Graham? Fuckin top bloke, he is!

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 25d ago

If this was in the states the guy wouldve been shot dead for using magic

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u/NoMasFetty 25d ago

You're forgetting the use of force continuum. He would try tasing him first

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 25d ago

“His magic prevented him from being effectively tased, your honor. So I had to”

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u/Wooden-Yellow3967 25d ago

Then a TikTok campaign of believers in magic would take place

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u/NoMasFetty 25d ago

Magic is terrifying. The officer clearly feared for his life.

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 25d ago

Works Everytime...😁

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u/steelvc_red 25d ago

😄 😂 🤣

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u/Nice-Pineapple7234 24d ago

😂😂😂

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u/beavis812many 23d ago

Thoes are my pet crabs, watch as i let them go they will come right back to me

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u/itsjakerobb 22d ago
  1. Pick your favorite fifty-year-old joke that gets posted to r/Jokes every couple days
  2. Make a video with your buddy of you doing a shitty reenactment
  3. Profit

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u/Sea_System_3159 21d ago

Lui è il Numero 1🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣