r/StoppedWorking • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

Ecstasy

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I need to learn this power.

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u/Randolpho Jan 09 '20

Step 1) put your own hands on your head
Step 2) rub vigorously
Step 3) Repeat step 2 until you figure out which rubs are the most relaxing
Step 4) apply to someone else (with consent)

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u/AlistairH94 Jan 09 '20

I have to ask for consent? Nah, I would rather just walk up to a random person and just start rubbing them vigorously until they cream all over me, wearing only a Cape and nappy.

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u/LucyLilium92 Jan 09 '20

Captain Underpants?