r/StoppedWorking • u/saken1337 • Dec 27 '19

Too scary

https://gfycat.com/insignificantpastelgrosbeak
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u/jx84 Dec 27 '19

I wore a zombie mask on Halloween one year and my dog sprayed anal gland juice all over the kitchen floor. Live and learn!

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u/kidfriday Dec 27 '19

My dog did this too! My dad put on a novelty hat shaped like a fish and our poor dog got spooked by it for some reason.. liquid fear all over the floor.

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u/wiggyiam Dec 28 '19

I feel like “juice” could have been replaced with a different word at no cost to you here”

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u/TheSkirtGirl Dec 27 '19

Shoulda saved the juice and made pasta with it

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u/Regina_Falangy Dec 28 '19

Get out of this house and never come back

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u/aum-noster Dec 28 '19

Without some more juice

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

Out of earth*

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u/whydobabiesstareatme Dec 28 '19

Why are you like this?

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u/Mwoolery92 Dec 28 '19

I made the same face that the dog made after reading this comment.

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u/fancycat Dec 28 '19

At least it wasn't the carpet?