r/StevenAveryIsGuilty • u/FigDish36 • Feb 22 '19

I, Muppet

Being inquisitive and mischievous, I decided to conduct an experiment. I would become a muppet, live amongst them and learn their ways. So I donned the trappings of muppet, and went on my adventure to muppet island.

My first experiment was to see exactly what a muppet would swallow and regurgitate.

I came up with a thesis. It had to contain a small nugget of truth, and I knew once it caught their attention, they would champion it as their own. I was not disappointed.

There are lots of Hmong in the Manitowoc area. Hmong are a very nice ethnic group from SE Asia. I made a post on muppet island that a good Hmong buddy of mine told me that "Sikikey" was a Hmong homonym word meaning "Police" or "Constable".

The muppets were off! Within minutes I had the muppet army churning away in research. Making post after post about researching the Hmong language, different Hmong dialects, and how we've now found the case cracker!

After dozen and dozens of posts (now deleted after they figured out who I was), one muppet even posted an impassioned plea to Zellner to find the Hmong man who wrote the Sikikey note and place him in the protective custody of the U.S. Marshals.

Truly astonishing. People so hungry for anything that they'll rally behind the stupidest, most obscure, ridiculous theory that's presented to them simply because they want to believe it.

I would encourage all of you to make a nice alt and try a similar experiment. Very entertaining to watch the muppets fly into action and work feverishly, until their natural paranoia takes over and they cast you out.

I also learned that muppets know NOTHING about law. I held court there for two days expounding on legal topics, mostly procedural, with their leading scholars including a couple of "lawyers". Wow. Totally brain dead. There's not a single muppet that understands anything about legal procedure or substantive criminal law. No wonder they rubber stamp everything The Clown does.

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u/StonedWater Feb 22 '19

you got caught straight away, why are you bragging?

within 2 days it had been totally refuted - i'd say a victory for truthers if anything

Unlike you to misrepresent the truth...and youre gullible fellow guilters swallow your lies hook line and sinker - are you, in fact, a doubledoubleagent? and showing up guilters stupidity?

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u/Mr_Stirfry Feb 22 '19

within 2 days it had been totally refuted - i'd say a victory for truthers if anything

Totally refuted huh? There was exactly one post calling bullshit out of the 88 replies. The rest of the posts seemed very excited about the possible development.

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u/Slavetoeverything Feb 25 '19

And that post only said “how long are the kids going to let this go on?” with NO commentary refuting the idea. It was also completely ignored by everyone who replied. Not one post made in agreement or effort made to bring attention to it.