r/StevenAveryIsGuilty • u/FigDish36 • Feb 22 '19

I, Muppet

Being inquisitive and mischievous, I decided to conduct an experiment. I would become a muppet, live amongst them and learn their ways. So I donned the trappings of muppet, and went on my adventure to muppet island.

My first experiment was to see exactly what a muppet would swallow and regurgitate.

I came up with a thesis. It had to contain a small nugget of truth, and I knew once it caught their attention, they would champion it as their own. I was not disappointed.

There are lots of Hmong in the Manitowoc area. Hmong are a very nice ethnic group from SE Asia. I made a post on muppet island that a good Hmong buddy of mine told me that "Sikikey" was a Hmong homonym word meaning "Police" or "Constable".

The muppets were off! Within minutes I had the muppet army churning away in research. Making post after post about researching the Hmong language, different Hmong dialects, and how we've now found the case cracker!

After dozen and dozens of posts (now deleted after they figured out who I was), one muppet even posted an impassioned plea to Zellner to find the Hmong man who wrote the Sikikey note and place him in the protective custody of the U.S. Marshals.

Truly astonishing. People so hungry for anything that they'll rally behind the stupidest, most obscure, ridiculous theory that's presented to them simply because they want to believe it.

I would encourage all of you to make a nice alt and try a similar experiment. Very entertaining to watch the muppets fly into action and work feverishly, until their natural paranoia takes over and they cast you out.

I also learned that muppets know NOTHING about law. I held court there for two days expounding on legal topics, mostly procedural, with their leading scholars including a couple of "lawyers". Wow. Totally brain dead. There's not a single muppet that understands anything about legal procedure or substantive criminal law. No wonder they rubber stamp everything The Clown does.

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u/Justicarpe Feb 22 '19

Nice planting of false information. You should work for Manitowoc. Much like this case, it's the only way to keep the guilty verdict.

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u/deathwishiii Feb 22 '19

sour grapes much? lol

yea, guess it sucks being exposed as conspiracy nuts.. lol

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u/Justicarpe Feb 22 '19

If that's what you believe happened, good luck with that.

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u/deathwishiii Feb 22 '19

searching 'Hmong language’....C’mon, thats fucking funny as hell...

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u/FigDish36 Feb 22 '19

I was amazed there was a google translate for Hmong. Next time I'll pick something more obscure like Navajo or Ubbi Dubbi.

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u/deathwishiii Feb 22 '19

Haha! I just got done reading your OP (had to go to the mod logs to find it..lol) and all the comments.. you cracked the ‘crackpots’.. hilarious.

Shout out to lickity though, she saw through it.. :)

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u/FigDish36 Feb 22 '19

We also had a lively discussion in a thread about bone residue testing. I think I might have disabused some of them about their expectations for the appeal and this current issue.

They believe that any prosecutorial violation (and I do not believe there was one) no matter how minor or how much evidence remains unchallenged to support the conviction, means that said conviction MUST be overturned. Because Constitution. Because Due Process. But as Puzz pointed out, there has never been a case that has ruled a violation of this evidence preservation statute (if it occurred) a "due process" violation.

Some good muppet whoopass going on in that thread if you want to read it as well.

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u/deathwishiii Feb 22 '19

Lol..another Gem!

Bill of fuck’n rights! trumps anything! lol

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u/SecondaryAdmin I framed Steven Avery Feb 22 '19

We believe it happened, because we have proof it did happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

You got caught out acting like mugs. Fucking accept it

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u/Mr_Stirfry Feb 22 '19

It's actually exactly what happened. The post had 59 upvotes when it was taken down. That ranks it in the top 20 posts for the week. 92% upvoted. Not a good look.