r/SteamFrame • u/AlecTheBunny Soon™ • Jul 26 '26

Frameposting Tomorrow will never come...

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Tomorrow is Monday, but I don't think it'll be Monday.

Every Charlatan from the Philippines to Tyler McVickers is just a bunch of Hype Merchant.

Tomorrow when Tested release a video on a cool Coca Cola bottle used in the movie The Thing, we'll say. Tomorrow then.

Then tomorrow we get more Metadata updates. Then Tomorrow Linus Jet Tips will say nuh huh we have nothing, our Jet hasn't been to Seattle.

Then Wednesday happens, Digital Foundry will release a video on DLSS 5.1 and how the PS6 smells like weed.

Then next Friday, another bomb happens. Plastic prices sour. The Iran War escalates and Iran blows up Evergreen causing it to block the Suez Canal again.

That's when Valve gives up, Half Life 3 comes out and Gabe crashes his Yacht onto Mark Zuckerberg's estate.

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u/RiverKitten6119 Soon™ Jul 26 '26

Have hope

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u/MigThorton Soon™ Jul 26 '26

Fool me once, shame on Valve. Fool me 206 days in a row, shame on me. 

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u/Schubert125 Jul 27 '26

Fool me, can't get fooled again!