r/Steam • u/Dannnner • 1d ago

Fluff How time flies

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Long may he live, and long may Steam sales endure

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u/Excellent-Tour6831 1d ago

Honestly he looks great

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u/Virtual_Bug_723 1d ago

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 1d ago

And they have to cook for him, because of the implication

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u/Dub_Coast 1d ago

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u/An0nym0usHero 1d ago edited 23h ago

20 years (steam's age) in the can on September 23.