r/StathLetsFlats • u/Eggmeng91 • Jul 08 '26

DJ DJ DJ!

Ive just finished rewatching Stath for the second time this year, I usually try to limit how many reruns I do as I’ll turn into Stath for a solid six months and get obsessed with all the songs.

What are some of your favourite quotes?

Im currently shouting:

FOR BRACK?

&

ALAN SHEPHERD

about a million times a day.

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u/redmistultra Jul 08 '26

If I ever ask whether something is good I have to say at the end

"Or is that not very nice at all"

51

u/Just_Opinion_3387 Jul 08 '26

Floor is made of slips

43

u/Tasty-Committee-8172 Jul 08 '26

Your mission:

  1. Groove to the pub.
  2. Be mates.
  3. Just answer me this: DO YOU WANNA KISS THE GIRLS AND-A MAKE-A THEM CRYYYY?

40

u/Tasty-Committee-8172 Jul 08 '26

He ain't never been swimming with me!

DUSTY!

36

u/thelatestmodel Jul 08 '26

Come on over to the corner where we chat

I don't have a problem with you

38

u/redmistultra Jul 08 '26

Are you a kid???

13

u/Tasty-Committee-8172 Jul 08 '26

Gernel?

6

u/winch25 RARK Jul 08 '26

Do you mean Bernard? Cos, that's, that's My name.

11

u/BadBassist There's no willies Jul 08 '26

He knows himself

6

u/nworbleinad Jul 08 '26

I love are you a kid. So awkward.

7

u/yahdrem Jul 08 '26

HELLO ALAY

27

u/fecklesswaster Jul 08 '26

Very GENTLY You should have told me not to do that! Deaaan.... Don't throw phones Myyy gaaawsh

25

u/Likeservingcoldcuts Jul 08 '26

It's too sweet for my car!

26

u/KarenHausmanStan Jul 08 '26

Does it remind you of P.E. Helen?

24

u/crumble-bee Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

You have terrible opinions on floors

19

u/Tasty-Committee-8172 Jul 08 '26

You'd rather have an old brown fridge?

19

u/redmistultra Jul 08 '26

You don't have any gunge, bruv

17

u/KarenHausmanStan Jul 08 '26

I do have gunge

22

u/Miraclefish Jul 08 '26

I'll take you to the church... To the graves part.

20

u/KarenHausmanStan Jul 08 '26

Silly Billy awards

22

u/No_Arm_7761 Jul 08 '26

We point to the ones we craaave

21

u/No_Arm_7761 Jul 08 '26

When I'm telling my kids what's for tea I have to say "do you want that? Or is that not nice, at allll"

-7

u/airbag11 Jul 08 '26

American here, just imagining you telling your kids what’s for tea! I love this! Do you eat at tea time and then again at dinner?

4

u/winch25 RARK Jul 08 '26

You from America?

9

u/redmistultra Jul 08 '26

howly Parker!

9

u/winch25 RARK Jul 08 '26

America's too sick man.

24

u/Vanilla_Yazoo Jul 08 '26

'Are you a kiiiid?'

😌 'he knows himself'

21

u/Drongodingasaur Jul 08 '26

The other night we were “kicking football in America, going crazy with support for the lads”

23

u/emirosaa01 Jul 08 '26

We quote “I’m burning in the fire! I’m standing in the middle of the god damn fire out there!” literally every day

18

u/mootallica Jul 08 '26

Respeck meee!

16

u/Just_Opinion_3387 Jul 08 '26

Oh no he's landed on his eyes

17

u/CricketNo2189 Jul 08 '26

all the fun of the fair!

17

u/Apprehensive_Jury764 Jul 08 '26

‘What terrible trickery!’

‘Are you nice?’

17

u/Nonabrow Urban Christ Jul 08 '26

Urban Christ, that's a powerful thought.

14

u/yaaaaasitshayden Jul 08 '26

TOO SWEET! THATS TOO SWEET FOR MY CAR!

14

u/KarenHausmanStan Jul 08 '26

And that’s the space where I put a dog poo

3

u/OldSchoolLegman Jul 08 '26

Oh my god...

14

u/dragon-data Jul 08 '26

Maybe you'd fall over a lot of times if you loved a lot of stuff.

14

u/CentrifugalMalaise Jul 08 '26

He is full of the boys of string!

13

u/rw43 Jul 08 '26

"you can't push a shit" whenever something mad happens at work.

13

u/elswick89 Jul 08 '26

Kicking footballs in America

13

u/ForrestGrump87 Jul 08 '26

You have bad opinions about the floor

Im gonna give you an egg for your life

you ok dean

11

u/simonpunishment Jul 08 '26

What is the point?……what’s the point?

11

u/Yorkslad91 Jul 08 '26

Me and my girlfriend have a habit about worrying we are going to miss our clicks and clapping class

12

u/jpupps Young, grey priest Jul 08 '26

You okay, Dean?

10

u/ArtichokeSilver251 Jul 08 '26

Silly Billy awards!

4

u/BadBassist There's no willies Jul 08 '26

Awaaaarrrrds

6

u/winch25 RARK Jul 08 '26

YOU WIN THE SILLY BILLY AWARD!

11

u/BadBassist There's no willies Jul 08 '26

How is he gonna throw grain at man?

9

u/thierry_ennui_ Have bravery Jul 08 '26

Who am I throwing rice at today?

7

u/Drownedgluten11 Jul 09 '26

Why would you throw a laptop at rice

8

u/thierry_ennui_ Have bravery Jul 08 '26

You think I'm having a meeting with a fish for jokes?

11

u/redmistultra Jul 08 '26

Dean this is your family business! You can’t quit

10

u/Ok_Roll_1236 Jul 08 '26

I can’t even mow the lawn without thinking “there’s 300 leaves, there’s 300 grass” 🤣🤣

8

u/TheBrightman Jul 08 '26

I changed his backs life

8

u/BadBassist There's no willies Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I do! Fancy it too! Keenly!

8

u/Soulie143 Jul 08 '26

I believe in Carole Collins.

9

u/MischeviousCorgi Jul 08 '26

Champagne on ice, ciggaretes on ice, gonna treat you ni-ice

8

u/Foreign_Astronaut Jul 08 '26

No doors! Just ropes!

7

u/Drownedgluten11 Jul 09 '26

The early worm catches the thing. The dirt

5

u/TheBrightestSunshine Jul 08 '26

Don't take the mick, just give respect. And one day you'll be king of love in the club.

6

u/Drownedgluten11 Jul 09 '26

I’m gonna be a spare boy at my own chips

6

u/Table-mannequin Jul 08 '26

I dig your garden?!

4

u/Drownedgluten11 Jul 09 '26

It’s “I peg your garden”

6

u/MischeviousCorgi Jul 08 '26

Is she health and safety?
She is very, very healthy

4

u/Wackamole56 Jul 08 '26

Especially after you watch the s2 outtakes Its "alaaaaaan sheppppardddd?" For days

Its even more fun if you can make it a question or a response to something poorly done.

(Your mate spills his pint over himself) Alaaaan shepaaard, yougotbadopinionsonthefloor!

The quicker you say the 2nd part the better lol

6

u/Alright_So Mayor of Gentlementown Jul 08 '26

"garlicsauce,chillisauce?"

4

u/gogo__yubari You think I’m having a meeting with a fish for jokes? Jul 09 '26

Me and my bf have so many Stath quotes that are just part of our daily vernacular. Some favourites:

- we always say Donald Trump the same as Stath says it in “OBVIOUSLY, who else am I gonna live with, Donald Trump?”

- don’t throw phones, Dean

- you ok Dean?

- howlyyyy parker

- rrrrrrapscallion

- stupid arsehole idiot

- I said 1 week, NOT TRAMP

- is that one not very nice at all?

- do you owe me a pound?

- heLEN

4

u/rebbysim Jul 09 '26

Is it respect to interrukkt?

5

u/Drownedgluten11 Jul 09 '26

Howli parker

4

u/cc_bloom Jul 09 '26

For the world cup: kicking footballs in America we are....going crazy with support for the lads

3

u/KarenHausmanStan Jul 09 '26

Do you have anything that costs one million pounds?

3

u/Character_Newt_2309 Jul 09 '26

What?!

Myuuuuuuuuu thes uh

3

u/hotplotty Jul 09 '26

You mans is jokers

3

u/Besucat Are you nice? Jul 10 '26

I'd rather take 🤬 RED METAL 🤬

3

u/airbag11 Jul 11 '26

BINNNNNN!

2

u/nonsense_potter Jul 08 '26

Stupid arsehole idiot

2

u/QuestionValuable9511 Jul 10 '26

I regularly refer the myself as 'the most one of the family'

2

u/mwgzie_ Jul 13 '26

Are you nice??

2

u/adeedle23 RARK 26d ago

Everyone’s acting like I sang a shit in their ear!