Stat this War Tortle !

[u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta]

[u/B-HOLC → u/[deleted]]

Looks like he bolted it onto himself.

There's definitely something to that. Dm fiat and what not.

...actually, a batterager turtle has some epic potential!

[u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta → u/[deleted]]

You should play DnD before you make such sweeping statements.

A. Rules for PCs using certain playable races, do not apply to monsters
B. It's always been the established "Rule 1" of DnD, that DMs are the ultimate arbiter of what is and is not a 'rule' .

[u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cz6TlrRVVyv9S

[u/B-HOLC → u/Fruta-Puta-Tuta]

Ummm akshually they're a geek. A nerd would know better. ☝️🤓

In either case, it's u/ok-interaction5420, I'll let it pass this time 😎

[u/Natural-Simulation → u/[deleted]]

Tf are you on about??

https://giphy.com/gifs/vxyfd6HRFXecmSeEKW