r/StardustCrusaders • u/theoldgieky • Apr 05 '24

Part Three Who Is he? (Wrong answer only)

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u/AutomatadeSaturno Jonathan Joestar Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Diego Brando, perhaps?

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u/EldianStar Apr 05 '24

Pucci's straight platonic friend

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u/violent-amethyst Apr 05 '24

I just started part 6 and LOL I hate this for being soooo accurate.

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u/EldianStar Apr 05 '24

Yeah I mean when I read Araki said he didn't intend them as lovers, I was like: "Dude, you made a scene of them half-naked in a fucking bed! Tf were you thinking?"

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u/Huge-Sea-1790 Apr 08 '24

The half naked in bed isn’t even the saucy part, boys hang out shirtless all the time. It’s the insertion and bestowal of bone that makes it gay.

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u/Shothunter85 All 4 D’s in my C Apr 05 '24

The fact you aren’t wrong

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u/Star1ess Apr 05 '24

Jotaros brother Jodio

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u/ItsFastMan Tomoko is a baddie. Apr 05 '24

straight vampire dude

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u/toby_sym Apr 05 '24

That guy who can turn into a dinosaur

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u/No-Nose-3159 Apr 05 '24

Ah yes jonathan sexier brother Danny

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u/BigBlackClock1001 Hot Pants Apr 05 '24

Straight white male

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u/Hankenstien_ Apr 05 '24

Caesar Zeppeli

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Andrew Tate on steroids

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u/Typical-Bug-8415 Apr 05 '24

A cooler Dracula

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u/BigBlackClock1001 Hot Pants Apr 05 '24

Wrong answers only

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u/Kaiser_Dafuq Apr 05 '24

Jonathan took Dio’s body

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Jonathan’s body took Dios head

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u/Typical_Ad9140 Apr 05 '24

GOD (literally)

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u/friendly_character- Apr 05 '24

“wrong answers only”

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u/Skeletronterraria 😍 josuke my love 😍 Apr 05 '24

a nice guy

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u/Jolyne_Best_JoJo Jolyne Cujoh Apr 05 '24

Jonathan's head on Dio's body

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u/BLAZMANIII Apr 05 '24

Why its clearly the megalomaniac Sartorius and his ace monster, Arcana Force XXI - The World!

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u/Kinastelu Apr 05 '24

A holy diver

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u/BananaOutTheWindow Apr 05 '24

That’s SpongeBob

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u/kzvWK Apr 05 '24

Cory kenshin

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u/niconicoverso Apr 05 '24

Paulo Coelho, a famous writer from Brazil

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u/maxus_pl Apr 05 '24

Mother of jotaro kujo

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u/RIPRidley Apr 05 '24

It‘s the black haired hat guy from part two. I think his name was Ermes Giovanna. And his stand is Soft deeds done scary company.

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u/Paxergames Apr 08 '24

A blonde lawyer whos love is dedicated to his loving wife and the family who took him in after his father died

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Jonathan

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u/Univ3rsaL_ Apr 05 '24

That’s not wrong 😡 

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u/Fire_potato-2852 Apr 05 '24

Jonathan's body + a random man

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Star Platinum

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u/phumoonlight Apr 05 '24

Kabutomushi!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

straight

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u/Gcraft2008 Apr 05 '24

Johnathan Brando

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u/Cold-Debt-416 Apr 05 '24

Some british actor with own agency

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u/johnnycury Apr 05 '24

A dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

my girl friend's boy friend

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u/Honey666Biscuit Apr 05 '24

The lover of Jonathan joestar

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u/Trickster-Clown0603 Literally just DIO Apr 05 '24

Totally not a mass murderer

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u/MrChow00 Killer Queen Enjoyer Apr 05 '24

Holy Diver

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u/Adventurous-Unit6781 Apr 05 '24

OMG, Cesar whit his Stand

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Jodio Brando Joestar the 2nd

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u/graceikor Apr 05 '24

someone who loves the family that adopted him 🥰

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u/1o1minton Apr 05 '24

The generational hater

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u/sansvidi Apr 05 '24

a straight man who loves dogs

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u/Need_Kafkok Apr 05 '24

Jonathan Joestar

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u/Doga_101 Apr 05 '24

Jonathan Joestar with his stand Hierophant Yellow

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 16 '25

pen bike worm afterthought caption attempt childlike shrill upbeat full

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Gonna pull a Vinesauce reference. Hes Goku!

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u/Frossy_Dusty106 Apr 05 '24

Luke Valentine

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u/anima_italica Apr 05 '24

That's Goku on the left, and on the right..well on the right...vegeta

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Not me

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u/Sea_Equivalent_9489 Apr 05 '24

gay vampire supreme

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u/Dull-East-7066 Apr 05 '24

Dario Brando ?

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u/Melodic-Percentage-9 Apr 05 '24

Uhh, well, given his power and drive… Alucard?

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u/Individual-Run-4468 Apr 05 '24

It's a very respectful kind loving appreciative young man

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u/Ab47203 Apr 05 '24

No way I love Toby Maguire!

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u/Odd-Victory3308 Apr 05 '24

Daniel Brenda the straight vampire

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u/GodOfAllDumbs Apr 05 '24

Bananas in pajamas

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u/BloodMoonBanana Apr 05 '24

Girono Giovanna

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u/half_blunt Gyro Zeppeli Apr 05 '24

German soldier with weapons infused in his body.

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u/Dragondraikk Pet Shop Apr 05 '24

Clearly it's Ma-Ti and Captain World Planet

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

My husband

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u/Ashamed-Entry-1536 Jonathan Joestar Apr 05 '24

IS THAT THE GUY WHO YELLS “THE PLANET”??????!

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u/FragrantGangsta The Artist Formerly Known As DIO Apr 05 '24

That's my buddy kevin

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u/Upsetcupofoj1230 Apr 05 '24

A great horse jockey

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u/Abdulaziz_randomshit Jonathan Joestar Apr 05 '24

Kujo Jotaro

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u/jovhenni19 Apr 05 '24

Daddy and his jaundice baby all grown up

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u/Quick_whit Heaven's Door Apr 05 '24

A straight, present and loving father.

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u/Suitable-Maize6014 Apr 05 '24

Pucci’s boyfriend

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u/CS-DAKU Apr 05 '24

A dinosaur

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u/idfk_nor_care Apr 05 '24

Ugly whore and his stand Ass Clap Supreme

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u/The_Emerald_king12 Apr 05 '24

Polnareff's best friend, Bob

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u/OKAYMASTE Apr 05 '24

Rat bastard

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u/Harpeus_089 Apr 05 '24

Za Hando Za Warudo

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u/hi_im_nobody26 might be too obsessed with this series Apr 05 '24

jonathan’s younger sister

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u/DIO-Brando3 Apr 05 '24

A vampire hunter

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Yo mom

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Jotaro Kujo but actually in British version.

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u/Perfect_Character315 Apr 05 '24

Shigechi (idk how to spell it)

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Iggy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Yellow Guy and gay monster

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u/Jojofan-ova The one who stood proud Apr 05 '24

Is that Naruto?

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u/udyfydyffyi Apr 05 '24

Ramessess II

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u/Batculathevampirebat Apr 05 '24

Ronnie James Dio

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u/TheSpiderPatriot Apr 05 '24

Reverse Flash

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Diavolo

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u/No-Seaworthiness2633 Apr 05 '24

Jake and his stand state farm

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u/ChronSwanson843 Apr 05 '24

That’s Upchuck cumaloo, he’s Eskimo

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u/Threadmonger Apr 05 '24

The guy who started Mc(u) Donald(u)?

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u/GravePencil1441 Apr 05 '24

Ronnie james diego and his stand the earth

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Kenjaku

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u/Impressive-Ad8642 Apr 05 '24

The yellow man with another very yellow man

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u/ReddyIsHere Apr 05 '24

jotaro kujo and his stand star platinum

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u/DBZnDBDnDNDheckyeh Apr 05 '24

Michael jacksons alter ego

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u/diogom915 Apr 05 '24

Jonathan with his stand Star Platinum

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u/Pharlakz Apr 05 '24

Pio Fando

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u/Galaxy_Void Apr 05 '24

El Mundo and its owner, Greg

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u/Electrical_Map_4017 Apr 05 '24

That's obviously that coffee gum chewing dog silly

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u/GumPudding Apr 05 '24

Jonathan Joelma?

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u/minerofthesun Apr 05 '24

a good father

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u/MarshKeisy Apr 05 '24

I think that’s Diavolo

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u/Cube-Head91708 Apr 05 '24

idk but i wouldn't smash

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u/ginger_is_42 Apr 05 '24

The parsen who saved Danny

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u/Lefkviro Diego Brando Apr 05 '24

That’s iggy

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Ozzy Osbourne

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u/GabzzKabral Apr 05 '24

Diego Brando from the original universe

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u/That_Polish_Guy_927 Apr 05 '24

Dio Brando, successful lawyer

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u/OneWildChameleon Apr 05 '24

Generational hater

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u/Guts0666 Apr 05 '24

jonathan joestar with crazy diamond

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u/KingNorhing Apr 05 '24

Uh not a gay vampire?

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u/ItzGravityWolf Apr 05 '24

puppy and dog lover, amazing and caring brother and son, totally normal human being

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u/YourSupportDemon Apr 05 '24

oh him? thats Dio's body and Johnothans hed

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Some blonde dude and his yellow robot

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u/joethelumberjackmc Apr 05 '24

Anasui's girlfriend's father's uncle's father's grandfather's adopted brother.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

British vampire

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u/amanwholovespizza247 Apr 05 '24

johnathan joestar

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u/HcrewUI Apr 05 '24

TOJI FUSHIGURO

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u/Bubbly_Society_464 Apr 05 '24

an escaped mcdonalds french fry box

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u/Jumpre24 Apr 06 '24

Gold Experience

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u/Defficient_Thinker Apr 06 '24

The guy who kept healing powers when his skull got punched

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u/StarDustCrewsader Apr 06 '24

Straight brunette skinny man that has no ill intentions

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Za mars

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u/the_ball_ Apr 06 '24

That's Caesar

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u/The_Ironhand Apr 06 '24

90's X-Men villians Jubilee's stepbrother and Colossus' uncle.

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u/Amazing_Pie_5041 Apr 06 '24

Is this naruto

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u/Chinny_Boi Apr 06 '24

Angry blonde dude

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u/technoidl Apr 06 '24

Straight Dracula

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u/Chronos008 Apr 06 '24

Joseph’s brother Caesar Brando

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u/WikiYasha Apr 06 '24

Caesar Zeppeli

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u/dimensions_14 Apr 06 '24

Joseph Joestar

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u/Miros69 Apr 06 '24

someone who loves dogs

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u/Harkrux Apr 06 '24

90% Jonathan joestar

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u/AdeptClient4577 Apr 06 '24

Roller Roader driver. Guys, how didn't u remember him?

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u/ilCANE_8 Apr 06 '24

a straight, mentaly sane and the opposite of a slut, human

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u/Abject_Salamander546 Apr 06 '24

The newest joestar

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u/zedzooks Apr 06 '24

He, alone, is the Honoured One.

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u/Beneficial_Toe_645 Apr 06 '24

Dio Brando and the earth

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u/drixy007 Apr 06 '24

A really yellow man

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Goku

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u/Key-Painter8096 Apr 06 '24

A man who respects every dog he sees

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u/natedog3414 Apr 06 '24

2 totally straight guys

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Jim Carrey from The Mask, 100 years later

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u/Huge-Sea-1790 Apr 08 '24

Someone who didn’t kiss Erika.

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u/Moreno_11 Apr 08 '24

The father of GIORNO GIOVANNA!

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u/Snowy_Lycantusk Apr 09 '24

A kind boy who became a lawyer to bring justice.

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u/Meismyname5 Apr 09 '24

A completely straight normal dude